Gaius (
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pawnstorm2016-05-11 07:21 pm
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[open] Cow.
Who: Gaius and various and assorted people.
When: 5/11
Where: Gresser
What: Cows
Rating: S for stupid, probably with some light curses and terrible metaphors.
RANDOM ENCOUNTER:
[And that was when Gaius turned to his companion(s), warming to the story.] So the second ham was tossed into the air and the juggler reached for the torc-
[And that was when a small herd of goats ran past them.
...
There's probably something chasing the distressed goats, huh. (Hint: it's probably a bear.)]
COW:
["Moo," said the cow, distressed. There was three of them, tired, wary, staring at the heroes who likely stared back at them. Gaius stared, at least, though who knows...maybe his companion had a natural instinct for tending to cows and was running to care for them. He hesitated.] What are we getting for this, again?
OBLIGATORY MISSION AFTERMATH:
[Because they are and he looks tired and vaguely done right now. He is going to order a sundae with some fruit he never heard of because he can.]
When: 5/11
Where: Gresser
What: Cows
Rating: S for stupid, probably with some light curses and terrible metaphors.
RANDOM ENCOUNTER:
[And that was when Gaius turned to his companion(s), warming to the story.] So the second ham was tossed into the air and the juggler reached for the torc-
[And that was when a small herd of goats ran past them.
...
There's probably something chasing the distressed goats, huh. (Hint: it's probably a bear.)]
COW:
["Moo," said the cow, distressed. There was three of them, tired, wary, staring at the heroes who likely stared back at them. Gaius stared, at least, though who knows...maybe his companion had a natural instinct for tending to cows and was running to care for them. He hesitated.] What are we getting for this, again?
OBLIGATORY MISSION AFTERMATH:
[Because they are and he looks tired and vaguely done right now. He is going to order a sundae with some fruit he never heard of because he can.]
Cow
...not enough.
[Who put them up for this again? This is total bull crap.]
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AFTERMATH
So by the time she comes by, dragging her luggage, she sees an equally tired Gaius--]
You look...done.
[No truer words have ever been said.]
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random encounter
[so he's probably hanging around Gaius, listening to his fellow hero tell a joke with an amused grin playing on his features, when the herd of goats practically stampedes past them. when that happens, he stops. he stares. and he slowly, very slowly, turns around to face the pursuer]
[the, ah. grizzly bear pursuer]
Crap.
[WE GOT A BEAR PROBLEM, FRIEND]
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Random Encounter
Of course, he's just drawing the edge of a delicate outline when the herd of goats run past. He jolts with surprise, sucking in a breath, the pencil scraping against the paper and going straight through the map.]
What the--[his head turns to follow their retreat, scowling, not really looking yet at what's following them]...that was rather unexpected.
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