[open] Cow.

[convictionary]

Who: Gaius and various and assorted people.
When: 5/11
Where: Gresser
What: Cows
Rating: S for stupid, probably with some light curses and terrible metaphors.

RANDOM ENCOUNTER:

[And that was when Gaius turned to his companion(s), warming to the story.] So the second ham was tossed into the air and the juggler reached for the torc-

[And that was when a small herd of goats ran past them.

...

There's probably something chasing the distressed goats, huh. (Hint: it's probably a bear.)]

COW:

["Moo," said the cow, distressed. There was three of them, tired, wary, staring at the heroes who likely stared back at them. Gaius stared, at least, though who knows...maybe his companion had a natural instinct for tending to cows and was running to care for them. He hesitated.] What are we getting for this, again?

OBLIGATORY MISSION AFTERMATH:

[Because they are and he looks tired and vaguely done right now. He is going to order a sundae with some fruit he never heard of because he can.]

Comments

[hoasen]

[TOO BAD SHE MEANT ALICE'S COMB'S POWERS. And...oh so that's the rumour that's going to be spread around. Who knows who is going to have the bigger heart attack. Her, or Bolin.]

Honestly, it probably was a good thing that you didn't. It was a good idea in practice. Perhaps the next one, they will have a better idea what to do.

[convictionary]

Still gonna pass. I like my knobby bits where they are, safe as houses.

[...]

Who in all the gods names went to that thing besides you?