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pawnstorm2016-05-11 07:21 pm
convictionary) wrote in pawnstorm2016-05-11 07:21 pm
[open] Cow.
Who: Gaius and various and assorted people.
When: 5/11
Where: Gresser
What: Cows
Rating: S for stupid, probably with some light curses and terrible metaphors.
RANDOM ENCOUNTER:
[And that was when Gaius turned to his companion(s), warming to the story.] So the second ham was tossed into the air and the juggler reached for the torc-
[And that was when a small herd of goats ran past them.
...
There's probably something chasing the distressed goats, huh. (Hint: it's probably a bear.)]
COW:
["Moo," said the cow, distressed. There was three of them, tired, wary, staring at the heroes who likely stared back at them. Gaius stared, at least, though who knows...maybe his companion had a natural instinct for tending to cows and was running to care for them. He hesitated.] What are we getting for this, again?
OBLIGATORY MISSION AFTERMATH:
[Because they are and he looks tired and vaguely done right now. He is going to order a sundae with some fruit he never heard of because he can.]
When: 5/11
Where: Gresser
What: Cows
Rating: S for stupid, probably with some light curses and terrible metaphors.
RANDOM ENCOUNTER:
[And that was when Gaius turned to his companion(s), warming to the story.] So the second ham was tossed into the air and the juggler reached for the torc-
[And that was when a small herd of goats ran past them.
...
There's probably something chasing the distressed goats, huh. (Hint: it's probably a bear.)]
COW:
["Moo," said the cow, distressed. There was three of them, tired, wary, staring at the heroes who likely stared back at them. Gaius stared, at least, though who knows...maybe his companion had a natural instinct for tending to cows and was running to care for them. He hesitated.] What are we getting for this, again?
OBLIGATORY MISSION AFTERMATH:
[Because they are and he looks tired and vaguely done right now. He is going to order a sundae with some fruit he never heard of because he can.]
no subject
[How is it human knowledge that cows which inexplicably produce fruit milk are not supposed to smell like fruit, HE CALLS SHENANIGANS. Everybody's already made motions at ganging up on him since Caren instigated pretty much everything, so Nora reflexively starts kicking opinions away like dodgeballs.
Instead, he moves further away from the cow butt brigade and towards where the actual cow is likely trying to get back in Gaius' personal space. And beyond. Anyway, he's stomping in general direction of not-here at a pace that doesn't really suggest an intention to come back--]
I should just get a few more cows and have 'em drown you in fruit smell, that enough fruit for ya?! Why the hell would I poison anything, anyway, these cows could probably eat anything!
[... including his hair, which one of the less friendly cows just chomped on as he passed. Ah.]
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[...yes, if it wasn't for the prospect of Nora scented farts he'd just be chilling over there. So he's ambling over, to the rescue, emphasis on amble. His cow is mooing, distressed, and is following him over. This would be adorable if it wasn't for literally everything. Gaius is also drawing a knife. His solution might be to just give Nora a haircut. Right now.]