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pawnstorm2016-05-11 07:21 pm
convictionary) wrote in pawnstorm2016-05-11 07:21 pm
[open] Cow.
Who: Gaius and various and assorted people.
When: 5/11
Where: Gresser
What: Cows
Rating: S for stupid, probably with some light curses and terrible metaphors.
RANDOM ENCOUNTER:
[And that was when Gaius turned to his companion(s), warming to the story.] So the second ham was tossed into the air and the juggler reached for the torc-
[And that was when a small herd of goats ran past them.
...
There's probably something chasing the distressed goats, huh. (Hint: it's probably a bear.)]
COW:
["Moo," said the cow, distressed. There was three of them, tired, wary, staring at the heroes who likely stared back at them. Gaius stared, at least, though who knows...maybe his companion had a natural instinct for tending to cows and was running to care for them. He hesitated.] What are we getting for this, again?
OBLIGATORY MISSION AFTERMATH:
[Because they are and he looks tired and vaguely done right now. He is going to order a sundae with some fruit he never heard of because he can.]
When: 5/11
Where: Gresser
What: Cows
Rating: S for stupid, probably with some light curses and terrible metaphors.
RANDOM ENCOUNTER:
[And that was when Gaius turned to his companion(s), warming to the story.] So the second ham was tossed into the air and the juggler reached for the torc-
[And that was when a small herd of goats ran past them.
...
There's probably something chasing the distressed goats, huh. (Hint: it's probably a bear.)]
COW:
["Moo," said the cow, distressed. There was three of them, tired, wary, staring at the heroes who likely stared back at them. Gaius stared, at least, though who knows...maybe his companion had a natural instinct for tending to cows and was running to care for them. He hesitated.] What are we getting for this, again?
OBLIGATORY MISSION AFTERMATH:
[Because they are and he looks tired and vaguely done right now. He is going to order a sundae with some fruit he never heard of because he can.]
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[...yes, if it wasn't for the prospect of Nora scented farts he'd just be chilling over there. So he's ambling over, to the rescue, emphasis on amble. His cow is mooing, distressed, and is following him over. This would be adorable if it wasn't for literally everything. Gaius is also drawing a knife. His solution might be to just give Nora a haircut. Right now.]