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Who: Kija and whoever wants to join him in some cleaning!
When: Throughout the whole month!
Where: Hall of Glory
What: Various Hall of Glory prompts!! Kija is always up to earn some money for his family.
Rating: Stone dicks and chainletters. Otherwise none??
A: ACTUAL DELICATE PRINCESS KIJA (CLEANING)
B: PIN THE [CENSORED] ON THE [CENSORED] (STATUE PROMPT ...???)
C: IT'S 2005 ALL OVER AGAIN (BULLETIN BOARD)
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When: Throughout the whole month!
Where: Hall of Glory
What: Various Hall of Glory prompts!! Kija is always up to earn some money for his family.
Rating: Stone dicks and chainletters. Otherwise none??
A: ACTUAL DELICATE PRINCESS KIJA (CLEANING)
[ .. Kija's never actually cleaned anything in his life, and it shows in how unused he appears to be handling the broom. What he lacks in experience, he makes up for in determination, however. There's really no need to be sweeping with so much strength and fervor but somehow, he seems to think that giving the act his all would produce a better result. His brows furrow in concentration, and Kija's just whacking all that dust away (and taking care not to get any of it on himself at the same time, because he does hate being filthy!)
There is a lot of dust in this empty guest room. It coats the wooden floors and the old trinkets piling up around them. It might be forever before they finish the job (especially since Kija isn't working in a very smart way) but he doesn't seem bothered by that fact at all. With much determination, he continues on with his task ...
Until he hears a mysterious scratching from above. ]
What is that ...? [ There's something in the ceiling! Thoughtlessly, Kija knocks the top of his broom against the ceiling, urging whatever it was to come out. That's a bit of a bad idea ...
Because his dragon hand is stronger than most, and the broom goes piercing right through the old, rotting wood, cracking it into pierces. The wood gives way, and a rain of dust, rats, lizards and spiders rain down on both Kija and whoever is near him.
Cue... a blood-curling scream ........]
IYAAAAAAAAH!! [ And some flailing about, as Kija fights to get the cobwebs and spiders out of his hair. A few of them went into his clothes!!!!!
Any more of this, and he just might faint ... ]
B: PIN THE [CENSORED] ON THE [CENSORED] (STATUE PROMPT ...???)
[ While cleaning, our heroes might find a mysterious ... cylindrical object made of stone just lying around on the floor. Or, it would be more right to say that it resembles a ...sausage??? With absolutely no context, Kija can't figure out what it is just yet.
One of the busy, busy butlers shoot them a glance and tell them it probably fell off one of those stone statues. He tasks them with finding the right statue and fitting the piece back where it belongs. Not just any statue will do, it has to be the right one!!
Holding the ... sausage (???) in his dragon hand, Kija accepts the task (albeit with much confusion). ]
...Very well. We won't let you down. [ He's not quite sure what sort of statue this could have broken off, but how hard could this be?
For the PG-13 version of this prompt, our heroes can find a leaf of modesty instead ...... ]
C: IT'S 2005 ALL OVER AGAIN (BULLETIN BOARD)
[ Everyone's doing the bulletin board prompt already so why not. Kija can be found tearing up all those lewd notes with his dragon's claw, whacking them and ripping them up into shreds. Some of them feature your character, and they'll be able to see themselves engaging in some lewd act with some other hero (possibly a best friend, or a hated enemy) in the ripped note.
As Kija continues on with his tirade, he's also blushing - both from embarrassment and fluster. ]
How awful! Leaving such improper things for others to see! This is a board that everyone looks at, how could they put up such rude notes?! Simply awful!
[ He's about to clean up the last of the inappropriate notes when he catches a glance of what it says, and this forces him to freeze.
DO NOT TAKE DOWN THIS NOTE!
THIS IS THE LOVE CURSE! If you see this note, you have to copy it and give it to 10 people that you love. Tell them that you love them, or they will DIE by sunset! You will be ALL ALONE if you don't do this!
Pass this along, and spread the love, everyone ♥♥♥♥!
Most people would brush the threat aside, but Kija is ...a lot more gullible than most people. ]
Eh?!? Have I been cursed?!
[ Or do something else with me ... just hit me up via PM and we can discuss something. ]
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Sir, is that you -- [ Oh god, what's his name. OH GOD, IS HE STEPPING ON HIM?! ] I-I am sorry, let me just --
[ Get off is what he wants to say, but he ends up stepping on Slaine's face once more in his blinded frenzy before finally tripping over his body and falling right on top of him. Oops.......
Because this is thirstcheck they are now two attractive white-haired men in a compromising position I guess ]