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Assassin, Sasaki Kojirou ([personal profile] hiryugaeshi) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm2016-12-16 04:14 pm

why

Who: A mysterious masked hero, and you!
When: Throughout the month, honestly!
Where: Polgar and Blanc
What: The mysterious masked hero takes on Who's Naughty? Who's Nice? and also messes around in the festivities.
Rating: Extremely Silly



Destroy Bad Heroism

[ Anyone looking into the black market sale of stolen gifts may very well find their investigation interrupted by the sound of laughter from above. ]

HAHAHA!

[ If they should look up, who could it possibly be but the Savior of Orleans Weird Bird Cutting Man Tsubame Gaeshi Person? But of course, it's not that SAMURAI, for when prompted for a name by the Zeroes at hand, he so answers: ]

My name is Island Mask, and even if God and Buddha may forgive you, you won't find me so accommodating!

[ What's a "Buddha?" The question lingers in the air among those who have never encountered that particular religion, but there's little time to consider it as Island Mask leaps from the rooftop and lands on top of a table filled with stolen gifts, sending them scattering in every direction! ]

But let it never be said that I'm not a fair man! I'll give you all up to the count of three to prepare yourselves!

[ What even? ]

REGEND OF THE SAMURAI

Mmm, I could definitely get used to this land. Nature in every direction, surrounded by beautiful women, and a penchant for battle.

[ "Before we fight, let us make merry in the name of Gladia!" So the queen had declared, but really, for certain parts of the population, is there a difference? Not for Sasaki Kojirou Island Mask, who has decided that he couldn't possibly wait until the games begin proper and has joined every single minor tournament and brawl he could find.

And so he stands atop a crowd of crumpled bodies, sword over his shoulder, obviously rather pleased with himself despite the mask covering most of his features. ]
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[personal profile] notwagging 2016-12-25 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Me. That's me, I don't care about fair.

[ FAIR IS FOR NERDS! The broken nosed fake hero unfortunately receives a quick jab to the spine, then is grabbed by the waist and immediately suplexed because that's something Keaton can totally do. They're not really built like strong fighters anyway--- it must be the magic that perplexed the general populace. ]

Also, I'm not a dog. I'm a wolf. There's a difference!

[ Unlike 'fair', dogs are for everyone, just like wolves. ]

You didn't change your voice, by the way. That's a pretty dead giveaway.

[ With that, he does the unthinkable--- by going right up to Kojirou and giving the mask a poke. Poke poke. ]
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[personal profile] notwagging 2016-12-29 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
The better fighter is the one that lives in the end, isn't it?

[ It's not like Keaton doesn't know what 'honor' and 'enjoyment' and 'better' mean. He's a practical Wolfskin with killer instinct! Even if it means talking a lot during fighting, which honestly isn't exactly a foreign concept among his army. ]

But hey. If you're 'better', you shouldn't need to hide underneath a mask. So why don't you take it off?

[ And with a devilish grin: ]

Or I could take it off for you.

[ Hopefully he means the mask. ]