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BOARDMASTER ([personal profile] boardmaster) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm2016-09-07 10:15 am

intro ♚ september

WELCOME TO Grantebrycge



We’ve all had those dreams: you wake up on a table, to blurry, ominous images and the certainty that you are absolutely buck-naked in a room full of strangers. This is not quite it.

Instead, you come awake to the sun on your face. The soft burble of water nearby. The hustle and bustle of a busy street and the faint, fortifying smell of bread. You open your eyes and there’s no one there at your bedside, but there is what appears to be the end of the world happening just beyond your window.

There’s a crack in the world across the sky, the “sun” is the totally unnatural light spilling from that crack straight into your eyes, and someone’s left a neatly pressed and folded uniform at the foot of the bed that isn’t yours. Somewhere in the room, there’s a strange clatter like beads, the click of claws on the floor.

Something’s in here with you.

Also, you are naked.

ONE Video Killed The Radio Star
Rise and shine, Heroes. It seems that today is filled with good fortune as the morning is very uneventful, aside from the monthly arrival of new comrades. This is the perfect time to grab your weapon, Carrier and uniform and use your time to look around Caissa. While exploring or catching up on the latest gossip, you might blow past the delivery carriages outside of the Hall of Glory, but you certainly won’t be missing the steampunk televisions and vending machines which will be set up around noon time by your lovely maids and butlers! The TVs are placed in every single bedroom as well as leisure rooms so you can enjoy your daily fix of popular cooking show Inferno Kitchen, primetime Cheoksan drama Summer Cantata or the Gammonian hit series Sport of Crowns! The vending machines can be found in the hallways and contain snacks and drinks such as canned mackin’ cheese (or as Noirs like to call it, Lovekraft Supper), Pooky, Cpt. Pepperoni, Mountin' Do, or Eight Up. You are free to come up with your own TV show or vending machine food items.

Thierry Toussaint
My dearest Heroes! I hope today finds you well, and for once I bring good news! [ he laughs a little sheepishly. he’s dressed less formally than in previous somber declarations and his hair looks windblown, like he ran here ] As you well know, our recent victories and mostly importantly, a successful alliance with Gammon has brought no small amount of blessings: we have more resources, better manpower, and the invaluable help of our Gammonian colleagues not just in war, but also in advancing our civilization!

And so it is my pleasure to unveil our new and improved broadcast technology[ a pause, where he winks ] —do I look clearer to you? It’s a little harder to tell from this end, I’m afraid. You’ll be able to receive better, brighter and more varied content from our country’s talented producers. Oh…

[ another, longer pause. teddy looks offscreen and then laughs ]

I’m not getting paid for this, I promise. I don’t need any other motivation to be excited for my country, do I? In addition to the television programs, we will be helping with the release of newly developed vending machine technology that brings fresh and healthy snacks to the streets of our capital, and hopefully, beyond. It would be nice to have one for my office.

I’ve mentioned our Gammonian friends, haven’t I? And I’ve saved the best for last: as a token of the friendship between our countries and all that we can do for each other, Gammon has assisted us in completing Platform 40— … 42 and 5/8ths, an instantaneous portal between our very own Caissa and Cochrane. I look forward to even more cultural and commercial exchange from all the way across the Rokirovka Ocean!

And ah, speaking of exchange—the Platform has been completed just in time for you, dear Heroes. Gammon has actually extended another invitation to you: as national and international icons and users of magic, they would like you to visit their school of magecraft, Pigeonsblood, in Grant— Grant… [ … ] You will be able to reach the school easily through the Platform!

Pigeonsblood’s Headmaster has assured me that you would be a great inspiration to their incoming class of aspiring mages; I urge you to take advantage of this opportunity. Gammon’s knowledge and mastery of magic, as you may have seen during your previous visits, is nothing to take lightly! And if you like what you see, I’m told Gammon would be happy to sponsor classes for Heroes at the school. I’m sure they want to keep the inspiration flowing, hm?

Thank you once again, all of you, for making such wonderful things possible. I’m sure your achievements will continue to open doors, both metaphorically and literally, for Blanc and for yourselves.


Meet up with your chums, old and new, and head over to Caissa’s train station. Once there, locating the Platform 42 and 5/8ths is an easy feat. There are two guards standing watch and they will stop curious civilians from sneaking past them. They will only let Heroes use the Platform and as such require proof of identification. A Hero’s uniform, rank badge or a passport identifying yourself as such should do the trick. As the platform functions as one of Gammon’s checkpoints, you will need to pay a small fee of 200 colle to pass. Should you be a new arrival, the Prime Minister will suddenly show up and pay the fee.

Where’s the portal, you might ask? Take a deep breath, walk through the wall between the guards and you’ll find yourself in Cochrane! Heroes might experience some sudden vertigo or a near insatiable hunger for pork. Very minor side effects vary from person to person.

In order to reach Grantebrycge, Heroes must travel from Cochrane to Friedgood and then a little ways further. They are free to make this journey by foot, mount or train. Directions to Grantebrycge are vague but you can’t miss the landmark of the Great Face Cliff, a monument depicting the faces of the towns’s founding members. Poobin and Cemron seem especially stern as they glare down at anyone who dares to visit.

TWO Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Upon entering Grantebrycge, Heroes will be immediately be ambushed by swarms of eager students from Pigeonsblood’s welcoming committee. This committee consists of upperclassmen from each of the Four Branches - Achroite, Prehnite, Bixbite, and Citrine, and they are dressed in uniforms in their Branch color (pictured here in the Bixbite red). Officially, they’re here to help you learn more about Pigeonsblood, give you a tour of the campus, and show you what each Branch can offer you so that you can make an educated decision about which to enroll in. Unofficially, they’re there to try to talk you into enrolling into their particular Branch and some will ramble on about how their Branch is the best while others fight amongst each other to try to get your attention.

Once the tour is finished, the committee will lead Heroes to the administration building. There, they’ll part with you to attend to other duties, leaving you with a reminder to head to the center plaza in an hour for the freshman orientation party. Heroes can enroll in classes if they so choose and have made a decision as to which Branch is the best for them. It’s recommended as it’s free, courtesy of Gammon. If they enroll in classes, they will receive their class schedule, a permit for a uniform, and a key to their dorm room. Head to the university shops later to have them take your measurements!

NOTE: The rooming and class schedule are up to player discretion. If there is an official mission the professors will allow an absence - Heroes can’t save the world if they’re worrying about their GPA, after all!

For those who choose to not enroll in Pigeonsblood, they can explore the campus some more, but either way make sure to head down to the central plaza before the party!

THREE The Part Where They Rope You in with Free Food
Stepping into the center plaza puts you in the middle of excited back-to-school buzz. Several event booths line the plaza, all eager to get your attention. Some will try to recruit you to their school club. Others are simply there to provide information, such as maps of the school and information about the Four Branches. Still others get even more specific, headed by banners marked “THE TOTAL IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A SUCCESSFUL ACADEMY LIFE” and “GUIDE TO HAPPINESS: HOW TO NOT DIE DURING EXAMS”. A few generous booths will provide you with free food like “Splotted Richard” or “Bangers and Mash” to fill your tummy, as well as school merchandise, such as Branch-specific pens, face paint, flyswatters, and other bits of merchandise.

If those don't get your attention, the freshmen running your way definitely will. They're beyond excited to see a Hero among their ranks, and approach you eagerly, yelling things such as, “Did you enroll? Let's do our best together!”, “You're my inspiration! I hope we're classmates!” and “Please let me know if you need a tutor! I wouldn't mind…” Thankfully, their enthusiasm is brought to a stop by the welcoming committee, who make their way to the center plaza and hush the excited freshmen. After a heartwarming speech about youth and school spirit, the committee flashes their new classmates a bright smile and finishes with: “And now, it's time for some fun!”

What do they mean by fun? The freshmen are more than eager to demonstrate! Aside from the fun offered at the various booths, there are many magic games to partake in. There's “Splash Tag,” where players must use water magic in lieu of touch to play tag, “Air Races,” in which racers use psionic, gravity, or wind magic to boost their movement, “Hot Potato,” in which the temperature of the potato is increased with each pass until it explodes on the loser, and Illusion-based Pictionary.

A few steps away from the commotion, near where the welcoming committee made their speech, is a tall bulletin board. Various flyers are posted here-- club announcements, dating ads, tutoring offers, and of course, Pigeonsblood help wanted ads.

INFO Welcome!
Welcome to Crosscheck's Month intro log! For any further questions, please see the FAQ or reach us at the Contact Us page. Have fun!

Remember to check out the uniform contest for ranked Heroes!
femmefailtale: (Yo.)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh.

Then hell, I'd get behind that. That's basically what this place is anyways, right? I've already lost everyone and everything I held dear back home. Might as well win the lottery on top of it, why not?
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
What an interesting response.

[There was no indication of approval or disapproval.]

Are there even lotteries here?
femmefailtale: (Hmm...)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Probably? Haven't bothered looking since I've got a zero percent chance of winning.

Someone with your luck, though? Betting you're going to look into it.
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
If you buy a ticket it can't be zero percent....

Not particularly... I mean, I wasn't thinking about it.
femmefailtale: (Yo.)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Aha... well.

I won't hold that you said that first thing against you. You don't know me too well.
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying you're luck is so bad it would be destroyed the moment you purchased one?
femmefailtale: (Delicious snacks!)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. Or more specifically, the numbers will never come up.
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't take away the chance. It's still just an extremely low probability.
femmefailtale: (Yo.)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Twenty six black cards. One red. If I aim for a black one, I'll hit the red every time so long as there's anything on the line.

Pull tricks like that enough times and you'll get the idea that maybe you just shouldn't gamble.
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
And what if you aimed for the red one to hit a black one instead?
femmefailtale: (Hmm...)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I've tried it. My luck's too smart for that. Only way I can manage to get ahead is by losing in such a way that I wind up with what I wanted anyways. Like... going into one of those lotteries really needing the consolation prize tissues. It'll be the one time I win.
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm... So the solution is to create a situation where you need to lose. That's a little harder to plan around. If everything leads to you ultimately not gaining what you want, the key is to create situations where what you need is to lose. What if competing with someone where your life is on the line if you win?
femmefailtale: (Do they come in pink?)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Never had a sitch quite like that one... [She thinks on it a little more.]

I did kick the everloving shit out of a golem once, though. The options were 'do it' or 'die before reading this letter I'd found which it turned out probably would have been in my best interests to never read.'

Not that I knew it at the time, of course, but... y'know how it is.
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Then... you just need to accumulate enough bad things to be given at the right time.

[He chuckles.]

That's not very easy though is it?
femmefailtale: (Delicious snacks!)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
At the very least, I've never been able to control it. All I manage to do is scrape by on skill and raw determination.

[She gives a grandiose shrug here.]

And then you get the people who tell me that it's probably my own fault? Ugh, they're annoying, you dig me?
despairing_hope: (100 copy)

[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I would never tell someone their luck was their own fault.

[He knew this well.]

Well... I'm not sure if it's good luck or bad luck that we've met. Hopefully it's favorable at the very least.
femmefailtale: (are you fucking kidding me?)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, here's hoping our meeting is--

[And they're next for the platform!]

[Which has... just had an unexpected bug and is now going down for maintenance. Welcome to triple-terrible-luck.]

. . .

By Lady's luscious thighs you have got to be godsdamn kidding me right now.
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well that's pretty unlucky.

But who knows, maybe something good will happen later?
femmefailtale: (Harrumph)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Like they'll let us on for free because their stupid platform broke.

--They're getting a piece of the ol' noggin, I can tell you that much.
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
They might. Or, perhaps our delay will allow us to arrive right at the optimal time for something better. This could allow us to be at the right place at the right time.

[Which is what he always assumed.]
femmefailtale: (Are you watching this? It's hardcore.)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
...Wait, run that one by me again?

[Being late... is a good thing now..?]
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well for example, something horrible might happen to those who arrive on time. Or, the moment we arrive might allow us to participate or experience something that would be considered fortunate. Such as, we might meet someone worth while, or maybe find something that wouldn't have been there otherwise.

In fact, since it started just malfunctioning now, who says it wasn't doing something suspect earlier. The people who already went through might be in danger. When considering those possibilities, isn't it lucky we're delayed?
femmefailtale: (Run that by me again?)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...Holy shit. [It sounds like she's literally never thought about it that way before.]

You're some kind of demented ultra-optimist, aren't you? [Ah. But there's the barb.]
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[personal profile] despairing_hope 2016-09-10 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh? I wouldn't go that far.

[No he was, he was one quite literally in fact.]
femmefailtale: (Yo.)

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2016-09-10 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the first person I've ever met who'd try to view being late as good luck.

You're totally a hyper-optimist.

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