[He spat out something quick and vulgar, the knightly version of an oath like, "This situation fucking stinks like the wrong end of the bastard child of a skunk and a wet dog dipped in piss and lit on fire." Use your imagination.]
Yes, let's.
[Does she have the coat problem taken care of? Because if not, guess who's got two thumbs and is really bad at a water spell. This asshole, that's who.
There might be some mocking laughter in the background and he's resisting the urge to go all drill sergeant on their asses. (And where is their pig going???)]
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Yes, let's.
[Does she have the coat problem taken care of? Because if not, guess who's got two thumbs and is really bad at a water spell. This asshole, that's who.
There might be some mocking laughter in the background and he's resisting the urge to go all drill sergeant on their asses. (And where is their pig going???)]