souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta (
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(OPEN) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HIM - HE'S MADE HIS MISTAKES
Who: Souji Seta (
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When: Early July - Post Intro
Where: Cassia - Kabe Market
What: It all started with a very unfortunate event. Now Souji has to wander into the depths of Cassia's Secret to buy a new pair of panties for someone...
Rating: PG? Really, just mentions of undergardments so nothing serious
000 - THE BACKGROUND
001 - WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT, FUCKER
002 - SQUISHY SQUISHY
003 - PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN
004 - SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY (CLOSED TO MAKI NISHIKINO)
005 - WILD CARD, BITCHES
When: Early July - Post Intro
Where: Cassia - Kabe Market
What: It all started with a very unfortunate event. Now Souji has to wander into the depths of Cassia's Secret to buy a new pair of panties for someone...
Rating: PG? Really, just mentions of undergardments so nothing serious
000 - THE BACKGROUND
- [ Really, Souji doesn't know how he managed to get himself into this kind of situation. He was just a normal high school student, doing normal high school student things like jumping into TVs, hearing weird voices in his head, and being able to summon Lucifer to help him in battle. Really, the mundane things. Things that he can handle. Even when he's sent into a brand new world and is forced to fight in some war, he gets by decently enough, but now... Now... ]
[ Now Souji finds himself standing just outside of Cassia's Secret, this world's version of a fancy women's lingerie store (what's its secret? That it's a Victoria's Secret rip-off??). He certainly doesn't really want to be here but he doesn't have much choice. If you rip a girl's fancy looking underwear, then you have to replace it, or at least pay her back. That's literally just how it goes. You can't do anything otherwise... So, here he is, doing any of the following options: ]
001 - WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT, FUCKER
- [ Souji knows what he has to do, but he finds himself a little... stuck. He can't seem to find himself walking inside the store. It's a little intimidating, perhaps, but the problem is that standing outside and staring into the store is rather, uh, creepy looking. He kind of realizes this so that's why he's trying to brace himself to go inside and quickly get to it, but that might take a minute or so... ]
[ Come and give him that extra push or stare with him. He can use the company (no he can't). ]
002 - SQUISHY SQUISHY
- [ Souji has somehow found himself walking in (after a minute or two of saying yeah, he can do this), but now he's stuck again. He came in here to actually buy a gift card instead of a pair of panties ("There's no way I'd wear underwear someone else bought for me!" the culprit screamed), but he doesn't really know how much to put on the card. What if he puts too little on it and the suspect in question can't actually buy herself a new pair? He can always put more on it, but what if even that's too little? With something as delicate as this, when he needs to fix this before it gets worse, he can't take any chances. ]
[ So that means he has to venture in and actually look at the prices of each type of underwear... he has to find the one that he ripped so he knows the exact same price, but the problem is that... when they kind of toss everything into drawers or into piles, he has to go looking through them and, oh goddammit, he's going to look like a complete pervert at the end of this. Why is this happening to him?? ]
003 - PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN
- [ Souji gives up. He just gives up. He's been through dungeons. He's been tossed around like a rag doll. He's been through bleeding through his own clothes and has nearly come close to death a number of times, but this? No, he gives up. He can't take this anymore. It's getting him enough awkward and bad stares that he'd rather actually take his chances and put a large amount of money onto the gift card and hope for the best. ]
[ Of course, things don't go that easily for him, though. ]
"5000 colle? That's quite generous!"
[ Cue the really overtalkative and loud cashier. ]
Y-Yes...
"Someone's quite lucky! And I bet you will be tonight as well."
N-No, it's nothing like that...
"Aw, don't be shy. It's okay to admit it!"
[ Oh my god, how do you get this person to stop talking?? Come catch him after listening to this terrible conversation or, better yet, if you have the misfortune of walking up to him because you want to talk to him, say hello, whatever the reason is, but you are now involved... ]
"Oh! Is this 'that' person?"
004 - SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY (CLOSED TO MAKI NISHIKINO)
- [ So after all that... nonsense, Maki's Carrier will suddenly spit out a rather plain looking envelope. All it has is 'Nishikino-san' written in perfect penmanship on the front, and the name 'Mewoji' on the back. Once she opens it, she'll find a fancy looking gift card envelope from Cassia's Secret (loaded with 5000 colle...), another gift card to some... pet store? (loaded with 1500 colle) , and a handwritten letter. ]
- Nishikino-san,
I wanted to deeply apologize for what happened yesterday. I truly didn't mean for anything like that to happen. I understand that you told me to forget about it, but I want to repay you, so I hope this gift card will be enough. I've also left something for your Carrier.
I am sorry once again.
- Souji Seta
005 - WILD CARD, BITCHES
- [ Maybe Souji's being chewed out by some stick in the mud. Maybe he's over at CarrierSmart and buying that giftcard for Maki's Carrier while also looking for stuff for Cream-san as well. Maybe he's looking at an empty store lot. Who even knows. Come do whatever with him. ]

3 B)
Yukari likes nice underwear, too. Who doesn't like to coordinate, have something cute, something practical... and occasionally something to wear just to make yourself feel more attractive even if no one will see it.
... Yukari also has a boyfriend, but she's not really shopping for that inevitability at the moment, she's really just looking for something cute to go with the clothes she bought anyway, and colorful for summer! ... Not that anyone's going to be seeing it, but whatever.]
5000 colle!
[That's... that's a lot. The overly loud cashier's exclamation grabs Yukari's attention as she's gazing at a wall of bras.
What she's not expecting is for there to be 1) a guy there, 2) a guy she knows there, and 3) ... a guy she knows there buying apparently 5000 colle worth of women's underwear.
This warrants investigation.]
Oh, is this that person?
[Yukari frowns up at the cashier. Luckily, there is not a pile worth 5000 colle in underwear sitting on the counter, just a little plastic gift card.
Unluckily, Yukari just got pegged for his girlfriend!
.... Maybe in another lifetime, boyo.]
W-what? What are you talking about?
yukari... no...
[ He turns his head to see who this is and-- Yukari??? Why??????? ]
N-No, she's no--
"Ahhhh, you're so lucky. I wish my husband would something like this for me! I say, young love is always best when it's young!"
Yukari yes. Yukari ALWAYS yes.
.... Oh god the cashier thinks they're dating.
Oh god this is terrible.]
W-what are you talking about? I have a boyfriend, and this guy is so not it. [Wait, Yukari, why'd you make it sound like he's not good enough...]
then yukari why....
"Oh! So then a secret love affair! I see. Well, don't you worry. I'll have my mouth shut about that."
[ And the cashier winks. Oh god no ]
How about more CASHIER WHY
That's bad
oh that's so bad.] W-what!? No! I am not cheating on him, who the hell do you think I am!? [... Her mother?
Yeah, that's what happens every time something like this comes up.] UGH, this is... what are you even doing here, get your damn card and let's just go! [... Actually... Making Things Worse For Herself Yukari Takeba]
you caused this, yukari, YOU DID THIS!!!!!
"Have fun!
[ .......... goddammit ]
... I'm terribly sorry.
Yukari did nothing! Yukari is innocent of these crimes!
No she is no-
Whatever. She sighs - the harshest and most exasperated sigh - and then straightens up.]
Don't worry about it.
[Somehow, she's not really angry at him, and the tense of her shoulders relaxes.] ... What were you even doing in there?
judge souji finds her guilty!
... I had to buy a gift card.
[ no duh ]
no! she is innocent of these crimes!
tell that to the electric chair!
No, I should apologize that you've got dragged into that. She said things that she shouldn't have.
[ Specifically the affair part... That's just rude. ]
I prefer the eclectic chair
Ugh, it wouldn't've grabbed my attention if she wasn't talking too loud anyway. Confirming your order's one thing, but not to the rest of the store. Besides, how many guys just walk into a women's underwear store. Ya figure they probably want it discreet... hell, I want it discreet, and I have a good reason to shop there. [Grouse grouse grouse]
Um... not like that, though. Don't even think of saying anything. [Touchy? Maybe, but between that conversation and the fact she's sort of used to Minato needling her sometimes makes a volatile combination.]
004~
The look on Souji's face as he tried to apologize, tried to make it right with her. Sure, the idea of having someone else buying new underwear for her is still something she will never ever accept, but it was really the thought that mattered more than anything else. So in the end, as upset as she had been, she had started to slowly come to realize that maybe, just maybe... she had been the one to overreact there. Which made her need to apologize.
Of course, this was all before she even got the letter and the gift cards (two of them even!) which made her stomach just tighten up into an uncomfortable ball. She couldn't really accept this. She had to say something.
Which is how she found herself outside of his room (why did the maid's all huddle up and giggle after she asked for the number?) knocking lightly, trying to calm her nerves. ]
S-Seta-kun? Are you there? It's Nishkino Maki...
[ Though should he try to open the door, he'll find that he can't, as if there's some kind of force stopping him. ]
(,,꒪꒫꒪,,)
Nishkino-san?
[ He gets up from his bed (putting down the toy he was using to entertain Cream-san) and walks over to the door. ]
I'm here.
[ Of course, the first thing that he does is to open the door so he could possibly ask if she wants to come in or anything like that, but it's... blocked? Huh? There wasn't any problem before. He tries to open it a few times, but nothing too forcefully or hard. More out of curiosity like ??? ]
this is cute
D-Don't open it!!
[ No, she needs the distance between them, happy that it's there. Of course she could have just done this over the network but... somehow this is better. ]
I wanted to um... I wanted to say... that I'm sorry for the other day.
[ Her voice grows quiet, touching her head to the door between them. The serious, albeit embarrassed, tone likely makes it through the wood. She can only hope it does anyway. ]
right? maki's super cute
[ Now, he's not too surprised that she wants to talk with something between them, but he is taken back when she actually apologizes. ]
You have nothing to apologize for. It was entirely my fault.
well thank you!!! she tries her best
Somehow she had thought ahead, that he might say that. Trying to take a deep breath and remember what she planned, Maki touches the door between them with her fingers, staring down at the floor. ]
N-No, I shouldn't have gotten so angry. I was just... embarrassed. I-I'm sure you can understand why but--
[ She sighs audibly. ]
I shouldn't have taken it all out on you. I-I still wouldn't have gone to the ball with you though I--That was already decided!
[ ...She was so close to apologizing without being tsun. ]
10/10 would see maki being cute again
[ Even if she can't see, Souji makes a point of nodding his head. ]
That's all right. You shouldn't have been pressured to go with me, and I wanted to apologize for that too. I shouldn't have let Betsy-san get that ahead of herself.[ Maybe should have tried to calm her down more. ] But I understand, the way you've reacted and the situation.
If it helps, I wasn't upset at you.
[ She was angry, yes, but he feels that her anger was very justifiable. He honestly can't hold anything against her. ]
never. next time he will have to be blindfolded
It's not your fault! You couldn't have known! I... I'm just not interested in dating anyone right now! Not after--
[ After she left? No, Maki can't say that out loud. She slumps against the door with s quiet thud. ]
Anyways... s-so long as you don't try to buy me any more underwear th-then I'm willing to forgive you! [ She's kidding. Mostly.
She's still probably going to keep the gift card. ]
1
He cannot, in good conscience, pass this up.
So he changes direction and sidles up next to Souji, joining him in his stare.]
I feel like I've learned a lot more than I ever needed to know about you, kid.
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... It's not what you think.
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[It's okay, Souji, you can admit it anytime.]
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What if it's a surprise gift?
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You've got balls of steel if you're surprising her like this, kid. If she doesn't like what you pick out, I'll be at your funeral.
[He's just assuming Souji's gonna die at this point, honestly.]
001
And then she did. And the thing about roommates is you can't walk around naked when you have them. Even if they probably would like it very much, and Susan adamantly refuses to wear that uniform even when lounging about in her room.
The result is her finding a very awkward person standing outside the store she was about to enter.
There is, of course, only one option. Ignore him and go about her business.
Wait, no. screw with him, that's the one.
Which she begins by standing next to them, staring at the store in seeming mimicry.]
Did you know lots of people go in there, but no one ever comes out?
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I've heard that they get eaten up by all the clothes or get lost among all them.
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So what's the real reason you're standing out here? Someone put you up to it and you have no nerve? Did a callous friend leave you out here while they shop?
[Beat]
Is it a comfort thing? You shouldn't let what other people think stop you if it's a comfort thing.
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A comfort thing?
[ ........... what ]
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[Because it's comfortable.]
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--Oh! Do you prefer this kind of undergarment?
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A-Aigis-san... [ why ] No, it's not for me. I'm here for another reason.
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Um, ah... are you here because you... enjoy looking at women's underwear? Is this your interest, Souji-san?
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I--It's not my interest! [ That comes out a little louder than he intended because Aigis... ] I'm not in here for anything like that, I promise you...
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But if you aren't in here because you want to buy some for yourself, and you aren't in here because you want to look at it...
--ah! You must have a girlfriend!
3
Hm?? Me? No, I-- I wasn't. Yes. What? I-I don't know, I'm just. Ahah...
[ Anna pretends to sort through some of the items in the store. Just play it cool!! ]
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"Looking for more items, hm? You really are draining his wallet, aren't you!"
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[ BUSTED. ... Souji, that is!! Anna assumes she caught Souji buying pervy underwear either for himself (what a weirdo!) or for someone he likes (also weird!!). Either way, it appears he wants to keep it a secret, so Anna decides to be a good roomie and cover for him. ]
Oh, yeah, I just-- y'know! I love underwear! Can't get enough of it, hah! Darling, fetch me another dozen!
[ This is going to be a terrible day for everyone.