(OPEN) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HIM - HE'S MADE HIS MISTAKES

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Who: Souji Seta (tarotcards) and anyone
When: Early July - Post Intro
Where: Cassia - Kabe Market
What: It all started with a very unfortunate event. Now Souji has to wander into the depths of Cassia's Secret to buy a new pair of panties for someone...
Rating: PG? Really, just mentions of undergardments so nothing serious

000 - THE BACKGROUND

[ Really, Souji doesn't know how he managed to get himself into this kind of situation. He was just a normal high school student, doing normal high school student things like jumping into TVs, hearing weird voices in his head, and being able to summon Lucifer to help him in battle. Really, the mundane things. Things that he can handle. Even when he's sent into a brand new world and is forced to fight in some war, he gets by decently enough, but now... Now... ]

[ Now Souji finds himself standing just outside of Cassia's Secret, this world's version of a fancy women's lingerie store (what's its secret? That it's a Victoria's Secret rip-off??). He certainly doesn't really want to be here but he doesn't have much choice. If you rip a girl's fancy looking underwear, then you have to replace it, or at least pay her back. That's literally just how it goes. You can't do anything otherwise... So, here he is, doing any of the following options: ]

001 - WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT, FUCKER

[ Souji knows what he has to do, but he finds himself a little... stuck. He can't seem to find himself walking inside the store. It's a little intimidating, perhaps, but the problem is that standing outside and staring into the store is rather, uh, creepy looking. He kind of realizes this so that's why he's trying to brace himself to go inside and quickly get to it, but that might take a minute or so... ]

[ Come and give him that extra push or stare with him. He can use the company (no he can't). ]

002 - SQUISHY SQUISHY

[ Souji has somehow found himself walking in (after a minute or two of saying yeah, he can do this), but now he's stuck again. He came in here to actually buy a gift card instead of a pair of panties ("There's no way I'd wear underwear someone else bought for me!" the culprit screamed), but he doesn't really know how much to put on the card. What if he puts too little on it and the suspect in question can't actually buy herself a new pair? He can always put more on it, but what if even that's too little? With something as delicate as this, when he needs to fix this before it gets worse, he can't take any chances. ]

[ So that means he has to venture in and actually look at the prices of each type of underwear... he has to find the one that he ripped so he knows the exact same price, but the problem is that... when they kind of toss everything into drawers or into piles, he has to go looking through them and, oh goddammit, he's going to look like a complete pervert at the end of this. Why is this happening to him?? ]

003 - PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN

[ Souji gives up. He just gives up. He's been through dungeons. He's been tossed around like a rag doll. He's been through bleeding through his own clothes and has nearly come close to death a number of times, but this? No, he gives up. He can't take this anymore. It's getting him enough awkward and bad stares that he'd rather actually take his chances and put a large amount of money onto the gift card and hope for the best. ]

[ Of course, things don't go that easily for him, though. ]

"5000 colle? That's quite generous!"

[ Cue the really overtalkative and loud cashier. ]

Y-Yes...

"Someone's quite lucky! And I bet you will be tonight as well."

N-No, it's nothing like that...

"Aw, don't be shy. It's okay to admit it!"

[ Oh my god, how do you get this person to stop talking?? Come catch him after listening to this terrible conversation or, better yet, if you have the misfortune of walking up to him because you want to talk to him, say hello, whatever the reason is, but you are now involved... ]

"Oh! Is this 'that' person?"

004 - SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY (CLOSED TO MAKI NISHIKINO)

[ So after all that... nonsense, Maki's Carrier will suddenly spit out a rather plain looking envelope. All it has is 'Nishikino-san' written in perfect penmanship on the front, and the name 'Mewoji' on the back. Once she opens it, she'll find a fancy looking gift card envelope from Cassia's Secret (loaded with 5000 colle...), another gift card to some... pet store? (loaded with 1500 colle) , and a handwritten letter. ]

Nishikino-san,

I wanted to deeply apologize for what happened yesterday. I truly didn't mean for anything like that to happen. I understand that you told me to forget about it, but I want to repay you, so I hope this gift card will be enough. I've also left something for your Carrier.

I am sorry once again.

- Souji Seta

005 - WILD CARD, BITCHES

[ Maybe Souji's being chewed out by some stick in the mud. Maybe he's over at CarrierSmart and buying that giftcard for Maki's Carrier while also looking for stuff for Cream-san as well. Maybe he's looking at an empty store lot. Who even knows. Come do whatever with him. ]