[open] They didn't have taro ice cream bars and I'm still vaguely butthurt.

[convictionary]

Who: Gaius (convictionary) and various and sundry other people, yes, it's ice cream time.
When: Post-Lasker intro log
Where: Lasker, starting off in an ice cream parlor because I can.
What: Investigating Lasker stuff while eating ice cream.
Rating: Probably some innuendo and mild cursing because it's me, and I might use a vulgar metaphor and/or analogy at some point.

[So, as Gaius stared at the ice cream bar shaped vaguely like Kaito's head (chocolate flavored) he couldn't help but say.]

That ain't right.

[They could get to Double Duo and doing other things in a second. Right now he's distracted by ice cream bars shaped like people he knew.]

Comments

[path_to_the_world]

I feel we're approaching the land of the fictional in the public's eyes....

[How were they even deciding on who to make into these things? Where did they even get their likeness?]

[convictionary]

Crivens, they need better bards and storytellers if they're fixating on us.

Look at this, Specs. They got an ice cream bar of Wukong. [Something like this.]

And it's carrot mango. Why, by all the gods, would they make him carrot mango? [Worse, why is he tempted to try it. (Because it's delicious, that's why.) But the package says it's a special edition flavor...]

[path_to_the_world]

Maybe it was because of the colours used?

[What flavor should they have made? He wasn't sure. He wondered if there was even a right answer to this situation.]

[convictionary]

Yeah, but...banana?

[Isn't that the obvious choice? Shouldn't he have been banana? Why is he totally looking like he's going to get not one but two Wukong bars?]

[path_to_the_world]

Maybe he doesn't like banana?

[Maybe the flavors were the favorite of the hero? That would make sense, right? Right?]

[convictionary]

He's a...uh.

[...] Taguel? [That's not right.] Cripes, Specs, any clue what our friend is?

[path_to_the_world]

Not really....

[convictionary]

... [... .........] Got anything better to do? [He's going to call Wukong and ask in a second.]

[path_to_the_world]

Now? No.... I was just sort of wandering around and came in here.

1/2

[convictionary]

All right. Hey, Bird!

[Man, this must be so fascinating to the NPCs milling around them, but Gaius has important things to take care of.] Call up Wukong, will you?

[Ring ring, Wukong, and...]

2/2

[convictionary]

[Suddenly, Tyrnen and Gaius are in a dynamic three person thread with Wukong, woo! With the magic of video...]

Hey, Fuzz. Got a second?