Crivens, they need better bards and storytellers if they're fixating on us.

Look at this, Specs. They got an ice cream bar of Wukong. [Something like this.]

And it's carrot mango. Why, by all the gods, would they make him carrot mango? [Worse, why is he tempted to try it. (Because it's delicious, that's why.) But the package says it's a special edition flavor...]