Cri- hold on, last thing I wanna smell Nora farting outta that cow's ass.
[...yes, if it wasn't for the prospect of Nora scented farts he'd just be chilling over there. So he's ambling over, to the rescue, emphasis on amble. His cow is mooing, distressed, and is following him over. This would be adorable if it wasn't for literally everything. Gaius is also drawing a knife. His solution might be to just give Nora a haircut. Right now.]
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[...yes, if it wasn't for the prospect of Nora scented farts he'd just be chilling over there. So he's ambling over, to the rescue, emphasis on amble. His cow is mooing, distressed, and is following him over. This would be adorable if it wasn't for literally everything. Gaius is also drawing a knife. His solution might be to just give Nora a haircut. Right now.]