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[OPEN] Actually, It Better Be Raw
Who: Josuke and YOU
When: Between 4/4 and 4/15
Where: Capablanca
What: Who knew chefs were this particular? Actually no, that's a lie, Josuke knows full well just how fussy they can be - he's ended up scrubbing an entire kitchen for one before. But here, he gets the feeling a clean stove doesn't justify bruised ingredients. Also no, he's not touching that fish, sorry.
Rating: PG??
A
Fourteen green apples from the farmer...
[Perched on a fence, Josuke ticks the top item off his shopping list, and pockets his pen. Chef Sayram was rather clear on the condition in which his ingredients would be brought back. There were to be no bruises, no dents, no torn leaves. Even the fish were to be fully intact - no missing scales (??????).
Tonio, a chef Josuke befriended back home, was rather strict about what went on his kitchen too, but this Sayram's a whole new level of batshit.]
How the hell am I supposed to know whether these apples are tart or whatever?
[Is what he says after he takes a bite from one of those fourteen apples he's supposed to be bringing back to Sayram. Surely he doesn't need all fourteen, does he?
Tearing off a piece, he'll hand it out to your character as they pass.]
Hey, does this have a "tarty" taste to you?
[Or whatever it was he said.]
B
[Fishing. It isn't so much the idea of it that makes Josuke recoil into himself. In fact, he rather likes the idea of sitting by the river, idily watching the day go by. After his recent efforts - the chaos at Palamede, the dungeon, then the repairs in Palamede - he feels he deserves that much, at least.
Except now he's reeled in a fish. It wasn't hard to pull in, and sure, it isn't the biggest, but something gives him pause all the same.
If your character's wandering by, he's standing by the river, fishing rod in one hand, the other outstretched, ready but not quite willing to pull the flailing fish off the hook. It's just... so gross, you know? Look at how it's writhing! And it's probably all slimy and slippery smooth too! ....Ah, just the thought of it sends a shiver down his spine.
JOJO SWEATING INTENSIFIES ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Someone please help him.]
C: WILDCARD
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When: Between 4/4 and 4/15
Where: Capablanca
What: Who knew chefs were this particular? Actually no, that's a lie, Josuke knows full well just how fussy they can be - he's ended up scrubbing an entire kitchen for one before. But here, he gets the feeling a clean stove doesn't justify bruised ingredients. Also no, he's not touching that fish, sorry.
Rating: PG??
A
Fourteen green apples from the farmer...
[Perched on a fence, Josuke ticks the top item off his shopping list, and pockets his pen. Chef Sayram was rather clear on the condition in which his ingredients would be brought back. There were to be no bruises, no dents, no torn leaves. Even the fish were to be fully intact - no missing scales (??????).
Tonio, a chef Josuke befriended back home, was rather strict about what went on his kitchen too, but this Sayram's a whole new level of batshit.]
How the hell am I supposed to know whether these apples are tart or whatever?
[Is what he says after he takes a bite from one of those fourteen apples he's supposed to be bringing back to Sayram. Surely he doesn't need all fourteen, does he?
Tearing off a piece, he'll hand it out to your character as they pass.]
Hey, does this have a "tarty" taste to you?
[Or whatever it was he said.]
B
[Fishing. It isn't so much the idea of it that makes Josuke recoil into himself. In fact, he rather likes the idea of sitting by the river, idily watching the day go by. After his recent efforts - the chaos at Palamede, the dungeon, then the repairs in Palamede - he feels he deserves that much, at least.
Except now he's reeled in a fish. It wasn't hard to pull in, and sure, it isn't the biggest, but something gives him pause all the same.
If your character's wandering by, he's standing by the river, fishing rod in one hand, the other outstretched, ready but not quite willing to pull the flailing fish off the hook. It's just... so gross, you know? Look at how it's writhing! And it's probably all slimy and slippery smooth too! ....Ah, just the thought of it sends a shiver down his spine.
JOJO SWEATING INTENSIFIES ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Someone please help him.]
C: WILDCARD
[Wanna try knocking down that bee hive to get that sweet, sweet honey within? How about mushroom picking? Wanna compare their reward lunchboxes? Hit me up with anything, or send me a PM or a PP at
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[Namazuo takes the fish in a firm grip--he's been practicing, since his own weapon is kind of slippery--and proceeds to unhook it from the line.]
There! See? It's not so bad. [However, he's saying that while the fish still wriggles in his hand...]
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Are you kidding?! Isn't it slimy?
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[Yeah, so guess who hasn't actually been fishing before? What a well thought out plan.]
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