COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

[ateaist]

Who: Majin Archer (Santa) and you!
When: All throughout December
Where: All around Blanc
What: In keeping with the chaldean holiday tradition of People Who Absolutely Shouldn't Be Santa Being Santa, Nobunaga is committing herself to the role of Papa Noel, which means delivering presents and cracking down on present thieves with extreme prejudice.
Rating: THERE WILL BE NOTHING SERIOUS HERE only holiday shenanigans.



[Nice prompt]

[Well, she wouldn't be Santa if she wasn't giving out presents, right? It might seem strange for someone who was historically considered a tyrant, but she knows the importance of the people. War should be fought for the people, not in spite of them, and during downtime like this lifting their spirits the best you can is of the upmost importance. So rather than approach this with a far too overzealous attitude and ruin everything, she's actually handing out gifts to children and the occasional gloomy adult with a nice bout of holiday cheer. That being said, it wouldn't be Nobunaga if she didn't go above and beyond with the required outfit...for all the wrong reasons.

Of course, what does this mean for you? Well, either you yourself have been stopped on the street to be handed a present (it'll be something fairly small, since she's only handing out the actual donated presents to kids), or you've been roped into being her seasonal helper. Women might get a cute elf hat and ears, but men have to wear antlers, or just go full reindeer outfit if you want. Don't act like she can't force you into it.]

Waha...I mean, er...ho ho ho! Season's greetings! You'd best behave yourselves now; naughty children get bound up and used as decorations!

[She hams it up and says that quite playfully, so the children who run away with their gifts still seem fairly delighted even if they're yelling in "fear".]

[Naughty prompt]

[But actually, you're not likely to see Nobunaga struggling with any zeroes, despite the fact she's insistent on taking this matter into her own hands. In fact, you're more likely to catch one of the offending present thieves tied up around town, with the unluckier ones strung from a high place. They can be covered in any combination of glitter, christmas ornaments or just a big ribbon slapped right on their face, but what they all share in common is a note pinned onto their front.

Right now, she's adding one of the stolen presents back to her sack.]

Y-you're crazy! What kind of papa noel are you?!

Wahaha! There's no papa noel quite like me, lad! Let the world know that Majin Santa isn't as forgiving as her vanilla counterpart!

[Seems she wasn't kidding when she told those children naughty kids get punished.]

Comments

NAUGHTY

[armorial]

[ Saber had been enjoying her day! Nothing out of the ordinary... However, the festivities have been cheering up her mood especially with her friends being spirited away from Enprise. It helps cope, she guesses.

However, she can't say that she's elated to see this kind of treatment in public. With a concerned and slightly confused look on her face, she slowly turns to the culprit. ]

... Nobunaga. What is the meaning of this?

[ Then she notices her clothes--taking off her blazer, she kind of shields Nobunaga's front from the public. No one needs to see your lack of titties. ]

nice

[bowknot]

[ !!!

Those bright eyes of Shinano's are shining at his pseudo-master. To get a gift from Nobunaga is super special! Isn't it, Nobunaga was known to be stingy with even giving even praise.

Of course it could also be a bit of bribery for Shinano to help out, or keep helping out. He isn't wearing the reindeer antlers just to be cute (Good thing he has legs of steel despite the slight chill, the reindeer suit is a bit too big...)! ]

Really, for me?

[ Before the Santa Warlord can respond to that rhetorical-ish question, she is swiftly embraced by the tantou. ]

naughty

[soulshift]

Yes, wonderful!

[ Irisviel is clapping her hands enthusiastically as she walks over, a bright smile on her face. ]

Naughty children should be punished, for ruining the fun for everyone else.

But I'm not a child--

Silence, naughty one.

[ She steps on the back of the poor thief in question. ]

Didn't anyone tell you not to talk back to mama?