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Entry tags:
- !intro,
- !job,
- aragorn ii elessar (lord of the rings),
- archer (fate/),
- gilbert nightray (pandora hearts),
- hakuno kishinami (fate/),
- irisviel von einzbern (fate/),
- jiroutachi (touken ranbu),
- jumin han (mystic messenger),
- junko enoshima (dangan ronpa),
- keaton (fire emblem: fates),
- keigo asano (bleach),
- nakigitsune (touken ranbu),
- nero claudius (fate/),
- nobunaga oda (fate/),
- regina (original character),
- robin hood (fate/),
- rory connor (original character),
- sansa stark (game of thrones),
- shinano toushirou (touken ranbu),
- shunsui kyouraku (bleach),
- sion astal (lolheroes),
- steve rogers (mcu),
- toma (amnesia memories),
- vietnam (axis powers hetalia),
- wander (wander over yonder)
intro ♚ december



We’ve all had those dreams: you wake up on a table, to blurry, ominous images and the certainty that you are absolutely buck-naked in a room full of strangers. This is not quite it.
Instead, you come awake to the sun on your face. The soft burble of water nearby. The hustle and bustle of a busy street and the faint, fortifying smell of bread. You open your eyes and there’s no one there at your bedside, but there is what appears to be the end of the world happening just beyond your window.
There’s a crack in the world across the sky, the “sun” is the totally unnatural light spilling from that crack straight into your eyes, and someone’s left a neatly pressed and folded uniform at the foot of the bed that isn’t yours. Somewhere in the room, there’s a strange clatter like beads, the click of claws on the floor.
Something’s in here with you.
Also, you are naked.
Instead, you come awake to the sun on your face. The soft burble of water nearby. The hustle and bustle of a busy street and the faint, fortifying smell of bread. You open your eyes and there’s no one there at your bedside, but there is what appears to be the end of the world happening just beyond your window.
There’s a crack in the world across the sky, the “sun” is the totally unnatural light spilling from that crack straight into your eyes, and someone’s left a neatly pressed and folded uniform at the foot of the bed that isn’t yours. Somewhere in the room, there’s a strange clatter like beads, the click of claws on the floor.
Something’s in here with you.
Also, you are naked.
ONE ♟ My Anaconda Don’t
Brace yourselves, Heroes, for Prime Minister Teddy has a special announcement for you today. It’ll be delivered either via carrier or mechanical pigeon.
You’ll be given time to prepare before heading out. This is when you decide if you’ll follow after PM Teddy’s example or not. He has provided a generous number of colorful dresses to choose from. Unsure of how to pull off a good look? Ask your fellow Heroes or the maids and butlers of Hall of Glory for assistance.
Once you’ve made it safely to Polgar, you’ll be greeted with a feast for the eyes. A procession appears to be underway with several nubile women dancing to the beat of drums. For every pause in the drumming, anklets fill the air with a sweet, chiming sound. Leading the parade are scantily-clad shrine maidens. Should you happen to stumble too close, you will be greeted with an icy stare. Waiting at the end of the road is the matriarch of the Alfersans…
As you walk around Polgar, you’ll lay eyes on the various shops, with those specialized in weapons and armor the most renowned and high quality of them all. Female Heroes are in luck as they will receive discounts. Male Heroes will have to pay the regular price regardless of what they look like. However, those who didn’t decide to look pretty for the occasion will find a much increased price tag. If you’re in desperate need of colle, these shops will let you polish and arrange their merchandise for a decent wage.
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Woman? Hello, Heroes! Hmm? Who am I? If I don’t tell you who you are, you’re calling the police? Ahaha, no need to be so hasty! |
Thierry Toussaint It’s me, Teddy! The prime minister. This might be overwhelming for the new arrivals, but we need everyone’s help for this mission. Have you heard of the Alfersa? They’re a proud warrior race that live in Polgar. They’re said to be blessed by the goddess Gladia since they’re naturally strong, sensitive to mana, and skilled in combat. I guess they’re pretty much like our Knights? Without the magical talent, of course. We’re hoping they’ll lend us a hand in protecting Blanc. The Alfersa are distrustful of men, so negotiations have been difficult… Now that the Gladia Games are underway, I’m hoping to meet some beautiful women—I mean, recruits! It’s a recruitment drive, after all! Right, Alex? |
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Alexandre Verdoni Prime Minister, I don’t know what possessed you to think your ridiculous ideas will actually work, but please refrain from making a scene at the Games. |
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Thierry Toussaint Ah, ah. [ waves a finger at ] It’s not Prime Minister. It’s Zeed Stun, an enigmatic beauty from the East! Alex, come with us! |
Alexandre Verdoni No. Please refrain from making transparent aliases undercover. Heroes, the Alfersans have an extremely matriarchal society. The Prime Minister recommends that you follow his example to fall in their leader’s good graces, but I personally find it unnecessary. Stand tall, be proud, and may Gladia bless you on your journey. Oh, and… dress light. Get some sunscreen. |
Once you’ve made it safely to Polgar, you’ll be greeted with a feast for the eyes. A procession appears to be underway with several nubile women dancing to the beat of drums. For every pause in the drumming, anklets fill the air with a sweet, chiming sound. Leading the parade are scantily-clad shrine maidens. Should you happen to stumble too close, you will be greeted with an icy stare. Waiting at the end of the road is the matriarch of the Alfersans…
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Thierry Toussaint O Gracious One, I am Zeed Stun. Today, I am here to show you the dance of my people— |
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??? You have a snake. |
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Thierry Toussaint I’m sorry? |
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??? You have [ grabs between his legs ] a snake. |
Thierry Toussaint Guh! |
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??? [ in one fluid motion, the woman smears Teddy’s makeup off and makes him her personal footrest. for the first time since the Heroes’ arrival, she smiles. ] … Oh, praise Gladia. So these are the Heroes She said I would meet. I am Diana Serpente, Queen of the Alfersa, Lady of the Serpents, and head priestess of Gladia’s temple. Gladia has been telling me all about you. Ever since you put the soul of my ancestor to rest, I’ve been thinking of a way to repay you. After receiving this [ digs her heels into Teddy’s back ] pitiful man’s request, I should have known it all along… Lending you our strength was the answer. |
Thierry Toussaint Thank y—ugh!! |
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Diana Serpente [ steps off Teddy… ] However, we don’t help just anyone. What’s friendship… [ lifts the chin of the nearest female Hero ] without a little intimacy? The Gladia Games are underway. I invite you all to join us in the festivities! Before we fight, let us make merry in the name of Gladia! |
As you walk around Polgar, you’ll lay eyes on the various shops, with those specialized in weapons and armor the most renowned and high quality of them all. Female Heroes are in luck as they will receive discounts. Male Heroes will have to pay the regular price regardless of what they look like. However, those who didn’t decide to look pretty for the occasion will find a much increased price tag. If you’re in desperate need of colle, these shops will let you polish and arrange their merchandise for a decent wage.
TWO ♟ It’s a Jungle Out There
As per tradition, everyone participating in the Gladia Games must hunt down the monsters near the city. It is believed that Gladia herself sends them a different beast each year. This year, giant spiders crawl dangerously close to Polgar’s outskirts. Bring parts of the spider back to the city as proof of your skill and valor. Those who kill fifteen or more spiders win ONE of these fabulous prizes: one high quality weapon or armor, their very own pet anaconda or a night with Teddy!
In the Polgarian jungles, the humid air is thick with blood. Ferns and heavy branches covered in thick moss make the area difficult to navigate. Reedy sunlight filters in through the trees. You have a feeling that you are being watched… In fact, venomous snakes might jump out of the underbrush! Should you get bitten, have another Hero heal or help you suck out the venom. But don’t get distracted; danger looms from above as well. Like in the forests between Caissa and Petrosian, leafy vines are prone to descending and embracing Heroes rather intimately.
Heroes who have paid a visit to Salamanca Temple back in the day might recognize the spider nests once they’ve found them. These arachnids the size of a car will leap very high into the air and scuttle between branches to camouflage themselves during the battle. Some might even spin a cocoon for you until they come back to snack on you later. Avoid getting bitten—their venom can render you numb and unintelligible.
Kill the spiders and take down the nests, but remember: no one wants a forest fire. Safety first!
In the Polgarian jungles, the humid air is thick with blood. Ferns and heavy branches covered in thick moss make the area difficult to navigate. Reedy sunlight filters in through the trees. You have a feeling that you are being watched… In fact, venomous snakes might jump out of the underbrush! Should you get bitten, have another Hero heal or help you suck out the venom. But don’t get distracted; danger looms from above as well. Like in the forests between Caissa and Petrosian, leafy vines are prone to descending and embracing Heroes rather intimately.
Heroes who have paid a visit to Salamanca Temple back in the day might recognize the spider nests once they’ve found them. These arachnids the size of a car will leap very high into the air and scuttle between branches to camouflage themselves during the battle. Some might even spin a cocoon for you until they come back to snack on you later. Avoid getting bitten—their venom can render you numb and unintelligible.
Kill the spiders and take down the nests, but remember: no one wants a forest fire. Safety first!
THREE ♟ Light and Sweet, Hot and Heavy
The Alfersans will welcome you back once you return to Polgar and are happy to take the spider parts off your hands. You didn’t forget to bring them with you, did you?
The festivities are now in full swing! Heroes, hit the streets for the citywide party! Large trays with food are being passed around as Alfersans view the close sharing of food as an act of camaraderie. It is customary for men to feed the women by hand. Yes, with their fingers. Alfersans will also encourage Heroes to join their dances, and some will keep dancing in front of you until you agree. As it turns out, dancing together actually only means holding hands and taking a jovial stroll around the shrines. You should be light on your feet and stay in rhythm, but the ritual isn’t too difficult.
Dancing may be good for the soul but your feet can only carry you so long until you are tired. Why not check into one of the many resorts? Or check out the far more numerous high-class brothels? Or perhaps you’d rather spend a relaxing day at the hot springs, spas or restaurants? The hot springs in particular are quite special here, as they are heated by the kiss of molten hot magma, blessed by Gladia herself. They possess healing properties, yes, but more curiously, if you happen to soak in the warmth for too long, you may start to feel a bit… virile.
The festivities are now in full swing! Heroes, hit the streets for the citywide party! Large trays with food are being passed around as Alfersans view the close sharing of food as an act of camaraderie. It is customary for men to feed the women by hand. Yes, with their fingers. Alfersans will also encourage Heroes to join their dances, and some will keep dancing in front of you until you agree. As it turns out, dancing together actually only means holding hands and taking a jovial stroll around the shrines. You should be light on your feet and stay in rhythm, but the ritual isn’t too difficult.
Dancing may be good for the soul but your feet can only carry you so long until you are tired. Why not check into one of the many resorts? Or check out the far more numerous high-class brothels? Or perhaps you’d rather spend a relaxing day at the hot springs, spas or restaurants? The hot springs in particular are quite special here, as they are heated by the kiss of molten hot magma, blessed by Gladia herself. They possess healing properties, yes, but more curiously, if you happen to soak in the warmth for too long, you may start to feel a bit… virile.
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Oh, mine is probably better than yours. [ She grabs her breasts only to jiggle them, just a little. ] It's the boobs.
So I can totally snag something for you if you give me the coin.
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[...DAMMIT, Junko's boobs are actually epic too so SHE'S RIGHT. If using womanly charms...
Vietnam pulls out her wallet.] A-ah, I mean I'm not sure if I need anything now, but if they would bring it down even more cheaper after your discount if we purchase in bulk...
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Junko releases her boobs, only to have her smile change into a scowl. ] Don't get all gross about yours though, only empty-headed girls who brag about their boobs are only good for NSFW material those basement dweller type boys use.
But you, I feel like you're the OPPOSITE of that stereotype. [ Especially with the agreement, Junko's smile feels a little softer and less...toothy. ] Trust me, they're hopeless against my Despair-inducing discount. You won't regret it!
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She shakes her head quickly.] I usually do not put much thought about it. [But it has come up in diplomatic meetings between female nations before. It even confuses her?! In fact now she put it like this, she's worried for Junko! Because even if Junko is smart, what would happen if those boys get those materials anyway?! A CRISIS.]
I will ensure that no basement dweller take advantage of this situation, and we will only come out with success! [In other words, she got your back, Junko. And with her MONEY.] H-how are you going to start?
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Junko snickers, giving her a look of disbelief before bursting into laughter. She moves closer to the other woman, patting her back as a sign of appreciation. Although the force used behind it might be alarming all considering how thin she looks. ]
I like the jib of….your…ji…oh, I got it wrong. Whatever. I like you!
The first thing we can do is actually do shopping, duh lol, so we need to look through all this uselessly ugly armor for something worthwhile.
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And you're right, Vietnam, as strong as she is, did actually find herself surprised and near lunging forward because of the force behind the back pat. What she got from that? Junko is someone who can really handle herself.]
Ah? [There's also so much slang that she can't quite grasp just yet!] A-alright, let's look for something! Are you in need of armour, though? We can look elsewhere if need be...
[She lifts up a pair of old looking gloves. Nope.]
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
[ She makes a show of thinking on her question, despite already knowing her answer. She definitely doesn't want armor, if only because she hates all the designs and the actual functionality of it all. ]
I'm more of a cloth armor type of girl. [ Junko squints her eyes at the old gloves, actually taking them from the other's grasp to inspect them. ] But gloves actually sound kinda useful, what with the crap they gave me. If you can manage to find something black that's cute, I'll totally owe you one.
Are we looking for similar stuff?
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Cloth armour though...old gloves aren't any good, but perhaps these one over here, a pair of leather clothes with tiny trim?] What of these?
Perhaps we are. My gloves get worn rather easily because of my rank. [Being a rook means she's always on the frontline, after all.]