Milord would probably beg to differ. My goal is to turn his hair as white as my own, in as short a time as possible, you see. [SUCH SCANDAL.]

Laughter is the easiest way to summon it. Unless you have experience tracking small creatures, in which case we could do this the harder way.

[There's a brief pause. But Niles has no filter, so it doesn't take long for him to go ahead and say what he was going to say anyway.]

Or if you have a microphone and canned laughter track under that skirt of yours.