[ closed ] i was five, and he was six

[flirtations]

Who: Jae-ha and others
When: Throughout the end of September and October
Where: Various
What: A catchall for the month!
Rating: PG-13 at most, I think?


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[flirtations]

[ Of course, having the attention drawn to them doesn't bother Jae-ha one bit, and he laughs at the chef's disapproval, even looking around at the sous chefs and giving the women giggling in amusement a dazzling smile. Truthfully, Jae-ha doesn't expect this to get very far, because why would it?! What sort of respectable chef would actually allow this to happen in their kitchen? Doesn't he know how unsanitary it is to have naked people around food?

Clearly, this doesn't work out how he thought it would, given by the way his eyes widen in shock when Foxgang Puck nods and gives Kija the OK to continue. ]

Ah? What are you--? You're really.. You're really doing it?!

[ WHY. HE DOESN'T WANT RAW SLIMY SEAFOOD ON HIS BODY. ]

Wait, wait! We should consider other things before jumping so quickly on such a ridiculous concept--!

[ His protests are futile, because now two of the sous chefs have stepped up and are helping Kija rid Jae-ha of the rest of his clothes.

Internal screaming (but also, feeling so violated makes his heart go doki doki...) ]

[yaoihand]

[ If Jae Ha thinks he'll get any help from this boyfriend of his, he's wrong. Now that it's confirmed that the theme of their culinary experiment will be body seafood, Kija decides to put his all into the task, as he does all things. He wants to get paid for this job after all (they aren't getting paid). With a little extra cash, they could get that taravis they wanted for the house.

He only has one request ... ] I will undress him, but I do not wish to touch the lobsters or crabs.

[ The sou chefs nod, accepting Kija's terms. Kija then continues what he was doing before, tugging off the rest of Jae Ha's shirt. ]

yea right kija u wish

[flirtations]

Wait, wait, if you're not doing the arrangement, then what are you doing?! You're not doing anything!

[ His protests have become downright childish now, even as he offers no resistance to take off the rest of his shirt.

The sous chefs look at each other. The crazy almost-naked man has a point. They only took orders from Foxgang Puck, and if Kija wasn't handling the food, what was he doing?

"Sorry, kid. If you're gonna do this job right, it's just you two. We're just here to take notes."

Jae-ha grins.. if he's going to hell, he's taking you with him!! ]

let him live ...

[yaoihand]

I-I am still arranging the fish! And ... salad --

[ He just doesn't want to touch the crustaceans. But the crustaceans are kind of the star of the show ...

He's shocked to see the sous chefs take Jae Ha's side all of a sudden (this betrayal...). ]

AHH?! You are no longer helping us?! [ He turns to the lobsters and crabs on the food table, ready to be arranged, and he can feel his stomach curl a little. ] But ... I simply cannot touch those things!! They are like bugs from the sea!

[ Nobody cares about how he feels, sadly. ]

[flirtations]

[ Indeed, nobody cares about his problems...

Including Jae-ha, who is now calmly stepping out of his pants, now completely in his birthday suit. The sous chefs are polite enough not to stare too long at his dragon's leg, which he appreciates.

He looks over his shoulder at Kija before walking off to lay down on the cold metal table, and sticks his tongue out at him. ]

[yaoihand]

[ Objectively, Jae Ha should be the one more distraught about this. He's drawn the shorter end of the stick after all. Yet, it's Kija who's recoiling at the very thought of the task - the sight of those cold crustaceans and clams.

He starts with the fish first, which isn't that bad at all. The people in his village caught fish from the nearby river, and at times Kija would follow them on their trips. Picking up a piece of fillet, he ... places it on Jae Ha's chest with little thought for design. Just plops it right there onto Jae Ha's chest.

And he hears Chef Foxgang shouting at him a second later, "A little to the left! Do you even know the first thing about plating?!" ]

S-Shall I do it like this?! [ He places it on Jae Ha's left nipple??????/ ]

[flirtations]

[ this is cold and slimy and disgusting.

He hisses, mostly in horror as he feels it right on top of his nipple?! ]

Just... just get this over with. [ he's dead inside ]

[yaoihand]

[ As Kija continues to arrange more slices of fish, Foxgang continues to nag at them, clearly displeased with this ... whatever it is.

"I told you to make it sexy! You're doing it all wrong, idiot!" ]

B-But, I do not know how to do that? Jae Ha, how am I to arrange the food in a 'sexier' manner?

[ Kija appears completely oblivious to the fact that his beloved brother is now dead inside. ]