[ serpico, of course, is the exactly opposite of peaceable. not that it'd be obvious, since he's managing to look and sound quite calm. ]
My name is Serpico.
[ which is about as much he gets to say before there's suddenly a very loud, very angry animal rushing at him. his reflexes are pretty good, but it's only because he's already on-edge that he manages to scramble back up onto the bed before he gets his legs rammed out from beneath him. ]
... you've made it clear I'm unwelcome, but please at least let me get dressed before leaving.
[ because if he's in this trainwreck of a situation, damn straight he's gonna be a little passive-aggressive on his way out. ]
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My name is Serpico.
[ which is about as much he gets to say before there's suddenly a very loud, very angry animal rushing at him. his reflexes are pretty good, but it's only because he's already on-edge that he manages to scramble back up onto the bed before he gets his legs rammed out from beneath him. ]
... you've made it clear I'm unwelcome, but please at least let me get dressed before leaving.
[ because if he's in this trainwreck of a situation, damn straight he's gonna be a little passive-aggressive on his way out. ]