[She shrugs, an overly large thing that probably makes it clear she doesn't quite agree.]
Well, who can say what tomorrow'll bring. Maybe before you know it I'll be the one dashing in on a white horse, rescuing the beautiful princess, and stealing her heart while saving the day from the jaws of being consumed by the ocean itself. Then I can settle down and live happily ever after with a cute lady who's just my type.
Or, maybe I'll just flounder around half-assing my way through life forever. Fifty-fifty, right?
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[She shrugs, an overly large thing that probably makes it clear she doesn't quite agree.]
Well, who can say what tomorrow'll bring. Maybe before you know it I'll be the one dashing in on a white horse, rescuing the beautiful princess, and stealing her heart while saving the day from the jaws of being consumed by the ocean itself. Then I can settle down and live happily ever after with a cute lady who's just my type.
Or, maybe I'll just flounder around half-assing my way through life forever. Fifty-fifty, right?