[Okay, he's been smacked in the ass with a heavy bag. This isn't what he's expecting at all- in fact, he looks over his shoulder at the sound of her stuttering just seconds too late to avoid being smacked in the ass, and has time to sputter out something like "WAIT—" to no avail.
The force of the smack and the dumb way he's standing sticking his ass out send him stumbling forward, tripping on the bag of snacks, and down sprawling onto the ground.]
Ow... I didn't mean anything like that. [Now he's on the ground with his ass in the air, so give him a moment to turn and flop uselessly onto his back, tugging at his pants. The faint muttering of 'this time' is surely just a rustling of the wind. He would never. Anyway-]
—What gives, assaulting an innocent person in the street?! [innocent.]
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The force of the smack and the dumb way he's standing sticking his ass out send him stumbling forward, tripping on the bag of snacks, and down sprawling onto the ground.]
Ow... I didn't mean anything like that. [Now he's on the ground with his ass in the air, so give him a moment to turn and flop uselessly onto his back, tugging at his pants. The faint muttering of 'this time' is surely just a rustling of the wind. He would never. Anyway-]
—What gives, assaulting an innocent person in the street?! [innocent.]