[Please note that there sure is a bare ass in this prompt out in public. sighs

Here's the thing: waking up naked in a new place is startling, but otherwise not too bad! The new clothes aren't his style and he wouldn't have picked a magical whip for his weapon... ever, but Favaro can't complain about being dressed up fancy and given all kinds of luxuries he's never known to be for people less than "filthy rich." He isn't keen on fighting in a war or toting around the Hero title, but whatever: free stuff.

There is one thing he has to check, though— he has to be one hundred percent sure. Waking up naked confirmed enough, but maybe he missed something - it's possible. You never know. So.]

Hey! [First, he's talking to the locals.] Would you do me a tiny, insignificant favor? You see, I've got this condition, and I can't tell if it's cleared up or not, and—

[While he says this, he's turned around so that he's got his back to these people and he is quite literally hiking his jacket up and wiggling his pants down enough to show an inch or so of his goddamn ass. This, naturally, is not going over well.] —Hey, I'm still talking to you! Come back here and tell me if you see a damn tail!

[okay someone remove him from the street please]

1. or, around the mines, with goats

[The only thing worse than wayward goats is having one for a Carrier. Favaro's brand new little pygmy goat sure has no interest in staying with him the moment they're in an open enough space to make a run for it, and the wayward goats wandering the area are not making it any easier to get the little guy back.

Favaro, of course, is yelling.] Come back here, you little horned bastard! You're not even a real goat!

[Every time he manages to get close, it bites. Currently, a regular goat is taking advantage of him ducking down to try and scoop up his little one and chewing on his hair.]

2. actually working

[Sort of actually working - in the mine itself, Favaro is doing better than outside. He has an eye for shiny and finds a small cache of gems quickly enough. But for some reason he's brought two bags...]

One for the bookworms, [he says, as a gemstone that's mostly smaller pieces embedded in a bigger rock gets dropped into bag one. The next one is much purer and larger, so naturally,] and a pretty penny for me.

[Things Favaro does at parties, even parties of mostly students: eat as much as possible, be loudly obnoxious, probably wheedle someone(s) into dancing. OR, hit me up with anything else!! It's also worth noting that Favaro has a prosthetic leg that appears to be a metal steampunk boot, now.]