WAR ♞ MARCH ON CENTRAL WEST PLATEAU

[boardmaster]

MARCH ON CENTRAL WEST PLATEAU
20 AUGUST (GLADIA) 2016

The quiet, seemingly unremarkable town of Friedgood doesn't seem like a prime target for a Noir attack. Ask any outsider what a Friedgood local's favorite activity might be, and they’ll likely respond "I don't know, digging?" They're not wrong: Friedgood's primary industry comes from the excavation of precious stones and minerals in the nearby mountain ranges and volcanoes. Those who don't make their living from mining most likely still enjoy digging, as the town is a hot destination for archeologists from the school of Pigeonsblood looking to uncover the ancient secrets of Gammon.

More important than shiny rocks, however, is Friedgood's strategic location within the country, specifically the checkpoint known as Platform 42 and 5/8ths. It forms a stark contrast to the sleepy town it resides in. This bustling travel hub is known as the "Gateway to Gammon", and boasts fast transport to almost anywhere in the kingdom. Security is tight here, with grim-faced Gammon soldiers working around the clock to ensure that criminal activity doesn't stand a chance. Keep your contraband at home — an infraction will cost you heavy jail time. Friedgood is also the only town with a road providing access to Grantebrycge, Gammon's illustrious University town.

By conquering Friedgood, Noir hopes for universal access to all of Gammon.

On the 20th of Gladia, amidst strong winds and persistent thunderstorms, Heroes will arrive to the Central West Plateau. Even surrounded by tall mountain ranges and ominous volcanoes, its ancient wall is truly a daunting sight. A marvel even by modern construction standards, it was built over 300 years ago to defend against hostile nomadic tribes, and remains as strong and sturdy as the day it was built. It also provides an important environmental buffer to the people of Friedgood — the wall is resistant to lava.

Basic info on the war can be found here. All OOC questions about the event may be directed to the thread below.

ONE ♙ The War of Three Armies
It’s time to head to the battle, Hero. You may be walking, riding a mount - your own, or a borrowed spider or boar - or hitching a ride from someone else. It’s a miserable trek to the plateau, but at least you’re not alone. Once you arrive, Verdoni is there to greet you, accompanied by another Gammonian, the commander of this battle.

Pinta [ so god damned salty about not being a naval tactician and assigned to ships ] Ah, yes, the vaunted Heroes I’ve heard so much about. The name is Pinta, ah... naval tactician to Gammon’s armed forces. Ask why and I’ll show you a bloody hell. Anyway, welcome to the Central West Plateau! During ancient times, the volcanoes were said to be a wall of flame that protected Gammon. But if that stopped the Othellians, I suppose I wouldn’t be here, ahaha! Now, with them dormant, we must instead rely upon our steel and our wall. It’s strong enough to protect Gammon even if every volcano in the area were to erupt all at once! At least that’s what the locals say. They didn’t sound too dodgy, but... moving on! If you have any questions, our men will be glad to explain; show you how the cannons work, where the traps are and whatnot. Again, this really isn’t my expertise—oh! Our wizards have been creative as of late. We’ve these wind platforms that will fling those Noirs up, up, up! Into the air! Try not to get caught in them, yeah? Our navy will take care of our seas. They’re an outstanding lot, they are. All we need to do is focus! Gammon shall not sink here!

You’ll then be handed a magical bracelet. The miners use it protect them from toxic air, so this is a precaution; should you need it, it should last for the duration of the battle. Now all you have to do is wait and prepare for the battle. Acquaint yourself with the battleground: explore the Defense Wall and see what traps there are. It may give you some ideas of your own. There are also war cannons aligned on the top wall and within its interior. Otherwise, check your supplies or rest and collect yourself for what will come. Your mount may also want attention.


TWO ♙ Fellowship of the Bling
Initially cloaked by thick fumes of sulfur, ozone and the dreary overcast of the storm, the Noir battalion finally arrives. Their general, Spicy Spice, steps, nay, struts forward.

	Why is it that every time I come around, that Cochrane Bridge wants to go down? [ ADJUSTS HER WORLD CUP BRA ] They can’t keep that wall up forever.
Let’s make this a quick one, so we can get out of this smelly rain! [ gets ready to fire her gun in the air when she remembers something ] And don’t forget, target their puny pathetic healers, first. [ raises gun high above her head, signaling for the attack with a BANG! ]

On her cue, the Noir Vanguard rushes forward with a fearsome war cry, followed soon after by the Rearguard.

ENEMY ♟ Mounted Noir Soldier
Weak against None	Strong against Fire	Immune to None
These soldiers gallop onto the battlefield with their imposing GOLDHORN GOAT mounts. These are bigger and stronger than the average goat, and their golden horns tend to ABSORB SPELLS directed at their riders. Some spells in a soldier’s arsenal: GRISTRELKI sets fire to the rain — literally. It converts the rain in the sky into a barrage of fireballs. Pray your umbrella’s fireproof! With the PLAMEVODA spell, they can turn hot water (i.e. those from geysers) into bubbling hot lava. When combined with a strong cooling spell, the spell can trap you in rock… That is, if the lava doesn’t kill you first! DVIZHE SMERTI is a dangerous spell that paralyzes its target, rendering them unable to even speak or blink. This can be cured with mana exchange. Hurry before Noir strikes with a rain of fire!Of course, the soldiers are capable of HEALING SPELLS to assist their injured allies and mounts. The VANGUARD is lead by an impressive wall of massive shield units, armed with various melee weapons: swords, maces, and daunting battle axes. Herd them into the traps around the battlefield to render them immobile! The REARGUARD, armed with bows and arrows, will try to overwhelm the HEROIC VANGUARD. HEROIC DEFENSE back them up with long-ranged attacks and the cannons! If they get close enough to the wall, the Rearguard will relentlessly attack the Defense! Both units are under strict orders to prioritize an attack on the HEROIC SUPPORT. If they see any Hero or Gammonian soldiers helping each other or performing rescues on the battlefield, they will give chase IMMEDIATELY. DROPS: Shield with Noir Emblem, Flame Staff, Assorted Non-Magical Weapons, Golden Goat Horns, Lava Lamp

In the heat of battle, you will feel the ground beneath you shake and tremble. In a turn of events neither side could have predicted, a dormant volcano in the distance erupts, raining down fire and scorched earth on the area. More alarming, however, is how the resulting earthquake sets off powerful, white-hot geysers on the battlefield. Stay alert! To make matters worse, the approaching lava makes Noir’s fire spells even more deadly, and Noir shows no signs of letting up on their assault.

Spicy Spice You think a little bad weather is going to stop us? Don't make me laugh. [ laughs anyway, then falls into a coughing fit ] Urghh, damn these fumes — Oh whatever, Send in the riders!

THREE ♙ The Desolation of Noir
Undeterred by the eruptions, the geysers, or the bad weather, they’ve called in their aerial units, fierce griffon riders who’re trying to fly over the wall and into Friedgood. Don’t let them pass! Make use of your resources and shoot them down: Heroes with long ranged weapons or magic will find their skills useful here. Learned how to fire a cannon? Now’s your chance! If not, protect your allies, Hero and Gammonian, as they line up their shots.

ENEMY ♟ Noir Griffon Rider
Weak against None	Strong against Fire, Lightning	Immune to Wind
For the first time, Heroes will witness firsthand how Noir’s legendary griffon riders—often called masters of the skies—live up to their name. A griffon’s powerful wings not only lets them soar at great heights; they can whip up terrifying BEAMS OF LIGHTNING. Griffon riders are armed with JAVELINS which they can also throw and cast the same spells as their counterparts on land. However, they share a closer bond with their griffon mounts. Upon losing their master, the griffons will go BERSERK and proceed to kill everything in sight. If a Hero gets caught in a griffon’s talons, the creature will drop them into their boiling demise at either a GEYSER or VOLCANO. DROPS: Mount Treats, Riding Gloves, Noir Lance, Harness, Griffon Feathers, Griffon Talon

The lava is fast approaching and Noir can no longer take the heat. The griffon riders are maintaining their assault, but the rest of their army is falling back to escape. Time for you to retreat too before Gammonian soldiers seal the wall and you’re trapped on the plateau side. Fried Heroes ain’t Fried Good.

• Defense, continue shooting at any enemy target in range! Be attentive and aid your allies as they retreat back to the wall. Do not fear, you have the advantage.
• Vanguard, fall back! Watch the skies for any griffon riders on the way to the wall. Once you arrive, take down enemies who try to breach. Letting even one enemy pass could spell disaster.
• Support, grab the wounded and check the wall’s condition! Any damages should be repaired immediately to prevent the lava from entering Friedgood.

FOUR ♙ There and Back Again
The wall closes, sealing the lava and ending the battle. Hopefully no one got left behind.

Spicy Spice Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes (I hate heels). Better get up out my face! [ trips on her way out ] Oh shit!

Catch your breath, Hero. You won. First, check up on everyone and heal your wounds. If you borrowed a mount you might want to take the time to say farewell, since the trip back to Friedgood means you’ll be parting soon.

The people of Friedgood are grateful. They know what would have happened if you lost. There’s no time for fancy parties. They’re pulling out whatever they can find for a makeshift street party right then and there.

You can find bowls of Splotched Richard - a dessert pudding - and Bangers and Mash. If you’re in the mood for something strong you can get pints of Guileless or Pale Noir, maybe a Lasker Train Bomb if you can find someone who’s willing to mix it. Or perhaps you fancy a CreamAle, the favored drink of Grantebrycge.

You’re welcome to stay out and party as long as you like - the party is for you, after all! In fact, the people will respect you more if you get drunk and pass out on the side of the street. But for Heroes who’re tired from the war, you’re always welcome to stagger into the Bollox Inn for a room, free of charge.

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[likethelight]

[ That—what?

Who shouts "incoming" when they're incoming... ]

Hah—? [ ?!! DEAR GOD WHY.

WHY WOULD YOU.

Well, be thankful, Shinn, that he at least recognized your uniform as you came barreling at him, so instead of trying to duck he decided to catch you. And has now been sent tumbling snowy head over heels as as the two get bounced along the ground because that was a good decision.

Ow ow ow ow— ]

[impulsives]

[ Any warning is better than none, though what he meant by "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY" apparently was mistaken as "SAVE ME" by the boy that decided to catch him mid-air. Which meant that this is going to be a painful experience for the both of them. ]

Ow—! Gah! Urgh!

[ Finally rolling to a stop, Shinn could feel that his everywhere is smarting.

And that he's on top of his 'savior'.

Ah. ]

You okay there?

[ WELL, that's a first impression. ]

1/2

[likethelight]

[ To be fair, Allen hears most things as "SAVE THEM!!" in his head.

It's fine though, the other boy is also a Rook so while it's a little disorienting and he's a bit winded, he's fine. (He's also just resilient in general.) ]

Ah... mn. [ blink blink

... blink ]

2/2

[likethelight]

Are... you? [ Genuine concerns aside as that was indeed a hard blow (and he seems to be smoking a little), Allen might be... sweating just a little bit. But he's too polite to draw attention to the other matter. Shinn.

Shinn.

You're on top of him.

Would you mind please getting off... ]

[impulsives]

Oh—

[ He realized that the guy who caught him is right below him, so he's going to just immediately get up. ]

Guh, sorry 'bout that. Those assholes thought that turning rain into fire were funny.

[ ...Allen could see Shinn's face scrunch up a bit, before he sighs and offers a hand for Allen to grab. ]

C'mon, they aren't going to give us a break just because we fell like that.

[ He's going to make them pay for this embarrassment. ]

[likethelight]

It's fine... [ There's something familiar about the way the other boy speaks, but he can't quite put his finger on it...

But, putting aside how he blinks at that for a moment, he takes the offered hand with his own gloved one then and gets back to his feet. And the instant he does and Shinn speaks—that's right, he was thrown Allen's way by someone—the Exorcist's expression thins a little in sobered focus as he follows his gaze back to the mounted rider that threw Shinn in the first place, the soldier reigning the goat around to bear on them again.

Is that their foe then?

Tch... how annoying. Why did it have to be goats.

He rubs a trickle of blood from his mouth with the back of his hand. No matter. Comes with the territory of being bounced along the ground. ]

I'm with you. [ The two of them against that rider?

(His clawed left gauntlet to one side, and his other (white gloved) hand to the side with his fingers flared like someone about to draw a sword.)

Sure. ]

[impulsives]

[ From the way the stranger looked fired up to face against his, well, no, their now, foe; Shinn could've sworn he's seen that kind of face somewhere before.

Ah, well. He'll figure it out later. Right now, the most important thing is to fight back against them. ]

...You a close range combatant? I got something that can give us the element of surprise.

[ And the first step of that is figuring out what each of them are capable of doing on the fly. Shinn could feel his lips curling up into a smirk. He's not sure why, but he has this slight feeling that both of them can probably get out of this okay. ]

[likethelight]

[ Close range?

(Heh...) Allen blinks but smiles, giving a nod to the other boy. That's the point, no? Even if they've never met before—because of how this place is... it's what Allelujah had told him.

They're all connected to and responsible to each other. ]

Mn. A sword, usually. [ Now-usually. And he brightens despite the soldier circling and looking for an opening, chin lifting and canting to the side slightly with a smile. ]

You have something in mind? [ It's refreshing...

And that's fine by him as Allen forever believes in getting out of a situation okay. This will be no different. ]

[impulsives]

It's a spell I've been kind of working on.

[ His mastery of magic leaves more to be desired, but being one that values physical strength more, it would make sense. But if it's a matter of slowing something down and accelerating something up... Then even he could do that. ]

I'll slow that guy down and distract him with this spell, and all you need to do is to... finish him off cleanly.

[ Not the best terminology he can use at the time, but it works. ]

I'm almost sorry..

[likethelight]

[ A combo attack then? He's familiar, but that sort of thing... ]

Please do so...!

[ So eager and certain! Two comrades, joining forces together for a mutual goal? The best of plans, the two of them clearly on exactly the same wavelength! Men from such different walks of life finding a common cause to unite on..!? What could go wro— ]

...but I shall do no such thing!!

[ And yet punching his fist into his gauntleted palm with gusto? With gusto. ♥

Sorry Shinn, he isn't killing anyone unless he really has to. But he'll dispatch him real good. ]

[impulsives]

[ Ah.

Immediately with that second sentence, Shinn realized that he's stuck with one of those goody two shoes who won't make a kill shot unless absolutely necessary.

Well. It could be worse, he could've been stuck with a traumatic wreck who goes at people going "WAR IS BAD PLEASE STOP IT". ]

Heh, you got guts, at least. Heavy Force!

[ The rapidly approaching rider was thrown by surprise when both he and his mount started sinking to the ground. If Allen turns to face Shinn, he would see Shinn's right arm stretched out and its palms opened, focusing on the rider. ]

Make it quick! I can't hold this for long!