Oh, yeah, that'll totally get me to calm down, 'don't worry, was totally this worse thing over here that I could do to you if I really wanted to'--You are really bad at this, you know?!

[Even as she complains, her hand is gingerly around her pinkie, feeling the fracture to see how bad it is. Once she's got a good idea of where it all is, she grits her teeth and squeezes it back into place.] Shi-hi-hiiit!! [She blinks back her tears--in real life you don't get to cry.]

Just. Do it. Okay?!