What good is sitting alone in your room?

[couldntpullthetrigger]

Who: Yukari couldntpullthetrigger, any female CR of hers that wants to come, and any female CR of THEIRS that would've been invited for a night out. Like Six Steps To Kevin Costner, except only girls are involved.
When: Sometime Between July 2nd and 3rd(tm)
Where: La Coniglietta, Capablanca
What: Girl's night out at a club. Unfortunately, Yukari forgot to check what kind of club it is after she got a pass to a VIP exclusive room. OH WELL :D
Rating: DD for boobs. It is a cabaret after all. (Will update if it gets beyond anything you can expect at an adult night establishment)

[After the win at the Battle of Graupera, Yukari had found herself in possession of a pass and instructions on how to turn it in for what she had thought was just an exclusive hotspot of a club in Capablanca. Fortunately, it is indeed a hotspot of activity, men and women and somewhat less identifiable beings from all over gathering to try to get in past the burly bouncers and into the famous late-night club.

The pass got her entire group in easily enough, but upon walking in to the dim lights, the background music, preparing to set the stage for the show, and the...

... Well, just walking in the door gained a great view of a nearly-topless woman striding past with a notable bounce in her step, and Yukari felt the color drain from her face a little.

Oh god. What kind of club did she get invited to!?

The VIP room is on the second floor, sequestered off from the staircase by a lush, velvet curtain. There's a balcony that looks down onto the main floor and stage, with seats around tables, and they have their own, private couple of staff that wait hand and foot for their orders, and seem... well, particularly flirtatious. Likely because they want to get a good tip, but to be honest, personal space is not really a thing for long. They seem to like sitting on laps. It's terrible.]

OOC; y'all can treat it like a mingle, enjoy the 'shows', have fun, enjoy sexy wererabbits and anyone who isn't secure in their sexual orientation wondering why it's so flustering to have a rabbit girl shoving boobs in their face.

Comments

[ateaist]

Ahh, saber-san, saber-san...you really think I'm that kind of villain, don't you? Some kind of no good rogue? I'm hurt, truly.

[ALSO...TAKES A SIP OF HER DRINK...]

[armorial]

I'm not accusing you of anything.

[ You think you can weasel your way out?? ]

I am merely making an observation that you're not putting my colle to good use. It's impolite.

1/2

[ateaist]

[Ugh...]

[ateaist]

Alright! I get it, Saber...!

[Why is she so loud all of a sudden...

It's loud enough that people are looking over.]

In the end, even if you loan it to me, it's still your money...so I'll spend it however you like...

But show a little mercy! How can I put any of this towards simply getting by when you bring me to a place like this and ask me to buy you drinks?! Was this a trick? Could it be...you only ever wanted to put me in your debt, to force your company on me...!?

[Now everyone's giving Nobunaga a look of "oh that poor woman"

And Saber "wow what a scoundrel, taking advantage of that poor innocent girl"]

[armorial]

[ Why... is she getting such looks? Is this your plan, Nobunaga? ]

I actually was not expecting to see you here. I was invited by Maki.

[ Which she knows is acquainted with the archer, unfortunately. She squints at Nobunaga and it seems like the people lay off their judging gaze when they learn they are separate accounts. ]

You also have not paid for our drinks yet--though technically I would be paying for our drinks.

[ Since it is

her colle. ]

1/2

[ateaist]

[ateaist]

[She completely loses the needlessly dramatic expression she had a moment ago, falling into an irritated one before puffing up her cheeks rather childishly. Slumping down to rest her head on the table with her arms outstretched across it, she looks up at Saber sullenly.]

You really are no fun at all.

[You couldn't even try to play the straight man to her, could you...you're just boring.]

[armorial]

I see we do not share the same tastes, Nobunaga.

[ Suddenly she seems happy with herself. This? It's a smile? Maybe even a smug smile? No way, she's a king. There's nothing to be smug about here. She's only smiling because

she has won this battle. ]

I, for one, am enjoying myself.

[ You can just keep her dirty colle now. Let her sip this alcohol in radiance. ]

[ateaist]

[YEAH YEAH.

WHATEVER.

She still thinks Saber's boring. But if she's willing to show a little smugness over a victory like this, maybe she's not completely hopeless. Clearly Nobunaga must take pity on this poor unlikable soul and show her the way on the path to becoming more approachable.

(This is bullshit Nobunaga just gets lonely and likes company.)

She remains sprawled out across the table, raising one arm to call the attention of a server.]

Another round over here. [Back to Saber.] Maybe I'll find this good time of yours at the bottom of my next drink.

How're you holding up, anyway?

[She doesn't want you throwing up or something.]

[armorial]

I...

[ She has had at least half of this drink by now. Her cheeks have also gotten progressively pink over the time talking to Nobunaga. Maybe her sudden huffiness is from the fact that she's...

Actually tipsy. ]

I am doing well. This drink--it is actually not bad. However, I do... tire.

Is that normal? [ She thought this is supposed to liven the party? ] Nobunaga, have you done something to my drink?

[ Well, how the hell would Nobunaga do that if Saber has been holding it the whole time? Saber does not know nor can she reason all too well in a quick pace. ]

[ateaist]

Tired? Ah, let's see...either you've had too much or not enough.

[She sits back up apparently having snapped out of her bad mood.]

There's only one way to tell. Think you're up to knocking the rest of that back? No pauses Saber, go for gold!

[armorial]

[ There's a small hum as she looks down at her drink. Her hold feels a little unstable, so she places it on the table before she leans back into her seat. ]

Perhaps later. [ She closes her eyes for a second, then it becomes a minute...

ten minutes.

She is sleeping while sitting up now. Have fun, Nobunaga. ]

1/??

[ateaist]

Later?

[Saber why are you closing your eyes.

Saber what are you doing...]

[ateaist]

[Saber...]

[ateaist]

...

[ateaist]

[..........]

Saber?

[ateaist]

...Saber?

Did you fall asleep?

[ateaist]

Saber...

...

You really did fall asleep, didn't you? You lightweight.

[ateaist]

[Well, that's no good.

Is she supposed to just sit here until she wakes up??? If Nobunaga leaves and something happens to her while she's asleep, she's gonna get in trouble, isn't she...

Curse responsibility.]

Saber. Wake up.

[ateaist]

Saber.

...

Saaaaaaabeeeeeer.

[ateaist]

Hmph...

[What might wake her...]

[ateaist]

Oh no! A dragon is attacking and it's kidnapped a a beautiful princess and only the king of knights saber-san can save them!!

[ateaist]

[...]

Damn.

[ateaist]

Oh no! That golden archer is here and he's planning on making a public wedding proposal in front of all these people!

It's time to run, Saber-san!

[ateaist]

[.....]

Damn.