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pawnstorm2016-07-05 08:41 am
couldntpullthetrigger) wrote in pawnstorm2016-07-05 08:41 am
What good is sitting alone in your room?
Who: Yukari couldntpullthetrigger, any female CR of hers that wants to come, and any female CR of THEIRS that would've been invited for a night out. Like Six Steps To Kevin Costner, except only girls are involved.
When: Sometime Between July 2nd and 3rd(tm)
Where: La Coniglietta, Capablanca
What: Girl's night out at a club. Unfortunately, Yukari forgot to check what kind of club it is after she got a pass to a VIP exclusive room. OH WELL :D
Rating: DD for boobs. It is a cabaret after all. (Will update if it gets beyond anything you can expect at an adult night establishment)
[After the win at the Battle of Graupera, Yukari had found herself in possession of a pass and instructions on how to turn it in for what she had thought was just an exclusive hotspot of a club in Capablanca. Fortunately, it is indeed a hotspot of activity, men and women and somewhat less identifiable beings from all over gathering to try to get in past the burly bouncers and into the famous late-night club.
The pass got her entire group in easily enough, but upon walking in to the dim lights, the background music, preparing to set the stage for the show, and the...
... Well, just walking in the door gained a great view of a nearly-topless woman striding past with a notable bounce in her step, and Yukari felt the color drain from her face a little.
Oh god. What kind of club did she get invited to!?
The VIP room is on the second floor, sequestered off from the staircase by a lush, velvet curtain. There's a balcony that looks down onto the main floor and stage, with seats around tables, and they have their own, private couple of staff that wait hand and foot for their orders, and seem... well, particularly flirtatious. Likely because they want to get a good tip, but to be honest, personal space is not really a thing for long. They seem to like sitting on laps. It's terrible.]
OOC; y'all can treat it like a mingle, enjoy the 'shows', have fun, enjoy sexy wererabbits and anyone who isn't secure in their sexual orientation wondering why it's so flustering to have a rabbit girl shoving boobs in their face.
couldntpullthetrigger, any female CR of hers that wants to come, and any female CR of THEIRS that would've been invited for a night out. Like Six Steps To Kevin Costner, except only girls are involved. When: Sometime Between July 2nd and 3rd(tm)
Where: La Coniglietta, Capablanca
What: Girl's night out at a club. Unfortunately, Yukari forgot to check what kind of club it is after she got a pass to a VIP exclusive room. OH WELL :D
Rating: DD for boobs. It is a cabaret after all. (Will update if it gets beyond anything you can expect at an adult night establishment)
[After the win at the Battle of Graupera, Yukari had found herself in possession of a pass and instructions on how to turn it in for what she had thought was just an exclusive hotspot of a club in Capablanca. Fortunately, it is indeed a hotspot of activity, men and women and somewhat less identifiable beings from all over gathering to try to get in past the burly bouncers and into the famous late-night club.
The pass got her entire group in easily enough, but upon walking in to the dim lights, the background music, preparing to set the stage for the show, and the...
... Well, just walking in the door gained a great view of a nearly-topless woman striding past with a notable bounce in her step, and Yukari felt the color drain from her face a little.
Oh god. What kind of club did she get invited to!?
The VIP room is on the second floor, sequestered off from the staircase by a lush, velvet curtain. There's a balcony that looks down onto the main floor and stage, with seats around tables, and they have their own, private couple of staff that wait hand and foot for their orders, and seem... well, particularly flirtatious. Likely because they want to get a good tip, but to be honest, personal space is not really a thing for long. They seem to like sitting on laps. It's terrible.]
OOC; y'all can treat it like a mingle, enjoy the 'shows', have fun, enjoy sexy wererabbits and anyone who isn't secure in their sexual orientation wondering why it's so flustering to have a rabbit girl shoving boobs in their face.
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Though there is small miracles to be had that Nyu doesn't just straight up jump onto the balcony and takes the normal way. That's a spectacle Yukari does not want to be the center of anytime soon. They almost get stopped by a bouncer on the way up, but a quick flash of the VIP pass, and he instead points them to the appropriate room. Which, luckily...]
O-oh wow, this is fancy. [And there's already a couple rabbit-women standing near the tables, waiting.] Um... I guess we get our own private wait staff? [They're. They're really not wearing much.]
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When she pushes the door open, though, she...stops. Rather abruptly.]
Er.
[That sure is her ears blending into her hair. Nyu clears her throat a bit.]
I guess...so?
[help]
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The women are just staring at them expectantly.]
L-let's just sit down and see... what happens.
[... Just. Gonna do that. Come along, Nyu.]
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[Nyu doesn't fuss when the roles are reversed and she's the one being dragged along. She's hiding a bit behind Yukari, even, and doesn't notice one of the staff leaning slightly to whisper something audible mostly to rabbit ears.
Flustered customers weren't very good for business, after all. Or tips.]
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She wasn't using Yukari as a human shield quite so much anymore, at least!]
Does that happen often? The...books, I mean.
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... There's probably a whole lot more where those came from. With more every day while people figure out their ships and stuff.
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She'd get there eventually--like now.]
-oh.
You know a lot about them, then?
[Did people write books about her, too? What would--nevermind, she didn't want to know.]
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What's a...harem series, then? They wouldn't give me a straight answer when I asked, before I came here.
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[Wow, that's a hell of a question.]
It's wish fulfillment for the guys that watch it. It's usually one dude that's like... not super special in any way who keeps happening on a bunch of girls that are interested in him for some reason or another. Usually they end up all living with him in one place, but sometimes it all just happens at school. Most of the time there's like... magic powers or they're aliens or something to actually drive the plot or conflict cuz otherwise it'd just be some boring show about a dude with a bunch of girlfriends that keeps pretending he doesn't want at least one of them. The girls usually fight over him. Like I said, it's kinda gross wish fulfillment.
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There's this slow look of distant horror on her face.]
K-Kouta wasn't like that! He was important, just, not-!
[Whatever she said next was mostly unintelligible under all the flustered squeaks.
Neither of them are very good at not incriminating themselves, just saying.]
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Kouta is a guy's name.
Wait a minute-]
W-wait, did you live with a guy before?
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Y-yes! And his cousin, and her friend, and--and it wasn't weird!
[Except sometimes.]
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[SHE MIGHT EXPLODE WITH ALL THESE SQUEAKS]
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[Good news: she doesn't explode!
Bad news: she seems incapable of other words right now.]
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... You said he was a normal guy, though, right? Some of those protags are total creepers.
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[Now she's transitioned from squeaking to vehemently shaking Yukari's arm like further emphasis was needed.]
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Supposes.
This could just be a coincidence.]
... I mean, it is your life, and not some anime, though. So I guess the circumstances just make it kinda funny.