[CLOSED] Sizeable Stomach Slams Seventy Sausage Servings

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Who: Nora & Sundry
When: Before & after Black's Clues
Where: Caissa & the Lasker Flyer
What: Catch-all for various shenanigans. A stray doge drags hapless passersby on a whirlwind sausage tour of Caissa. Meanwhile, a stray dinosaur and a bearded rabbit walk into a bar(k-inducing ferris wheel).
Rating: Language because Nora is Nora.


[Prompts will be in the comments as per usual. Scatters bacon across the log.... I guess food is going to be a theme in these placeholders. IT IS EARLY MORNING AND I HUNGER.]

Comments

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[Hakuno returns Ed's smile with a polite tilt of her lips, just as she reaches over and flicks Nora hard in the ribs.]

I literally just said I wouldn't use it here. And sorry, it was my mistake; I didn't realize 'Who the hell're you?' had some colloquial meaning here other than 'What's your name?'

[She lets her hand fall, and turns to watch Ed curiously. She could count as a mage or wizard, technically, but without Code Casts, Formal Wear, or the first idea about how to use magic here, she's more or less out of luck.]

Well, it can't hurt to try, can it?

sorry for the wait!

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Keh, those ain't even really good fake costumes, what do you mean-- Ow! [maybe it's a good thing Hakuno smacked him in the ribs, because Nora was well on his way to jamming his foot or possibly his entire leg in his mouth, as usual; that doesn't mean she doesn't get an amped-up stinkeye, though] What was that for, I don't care about your NAME, I care about why you're here!!

[Obviously!!! He's. Not the best at communication, to put it extremely diplomatically.

... Meanwhile, Ed's hemming and hawing gets him an elbow in the ribs, which isn't at all Nora passing the painful buck because he feels like making sure someone else shares his smarting ribs or anything. It's just:]

Whatever, by the time THIS guy proves he's a mage, us and the sausages'll be rotting and done for! Is that supposed to be an incantation or what?! Besides, if it's magic you're after, just leave it to me!

[Whereupon he promptly yanks the collar off his own neck with a quick, slightly clumsy but deliberate movement that ensures it never actually is entirely off him; throws out the arm that the collar is now on with enough flourish to put the nearest street performer to shame; and with a yell (I declare Anemos Magia, Heavy Thunder Flash!)--

Well, first of all, there's now a small crater in the wall, a few smoking, sparking bricks... and the shop owner's proud mustache is standing on end like a hairy, two-pronged fork. Whoops.]

[fuhrinkaed]

N-Nora!!

[He can deal with being elbowed in the ribs, though he rubs his side with a grunt and a frown. Destroying someone else's store, though, isn't cool!]

You can't just leave craters in people's walls! We're asking for a favor, not sh-shaking someone down! [He bows to the shop owner quickly and repeatedly.]

I-I-I'm very sorry about that. Please let me try fixing your wall with an application of earth-healing admixture magic to just regrow the brick and mortar that's been destroyed--I-I promise it should work, and I'll be careful--really..!

[sealeted]

Then you should have said that in the first place.

[She's a bit annoyed by how blatantly confrontational this guy is, honestly. she has literally done nothing but answer his questions, and have her answers thrown back in her face because he is apparently completely incapable of actually conveying what he wants.

Without being a destructive menace, apparently. Hakuno covers her eyes briefly.]

...what part of that seemed like a good idea? Hm?