(closed) But some parties you just don't want to be a part of.

[convictionary]

Who: Gaius (convictionary), Koon (deceptions), Bernard (myfairlily)
When: Ambiguously Viola 14ish, give or take a day or two
Where: Ambiguously somewhere in Caissa
What: Lost item fetchquest for Koon, making Bernard's nickname canon.
Rating: Nothing exceptional. Rated S for Stupid.

[And that was when Gaius turned to Koon and said...]

Listen. All I'm saying is that I'm not sure about the thing this place has fo-

[And that was when one of the monkeys he was poised to question swept by them carrying that one thing they were looking for! The sudden segue into a chase was...well, a sudden segue. However, the chase ended as abruptly as it started; the monkey was on top of a building. A rather large one.]

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[Meanwhile, at a different time, in a different place, Gaius turned to Bernard (who he didn't know besides 'some guy with ears - surprisingly popular - who also seems to be pulled into this same shit he was in given the outfit') and then turned away.

Then turned back to him, having thought twice about it.] What I don't get is why all of the monkeys.

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[convictionary]

When don't I? [Very frequently, but they both know that. The donut, with a shrug on Gaius' part, promptly gets shoved into his mouth and he says something muffled, a mfmrr, but it's lost in donut.

And up he goes. He's like a fucking monkey himself, the way he scurries up that wall. He's clearly done this so many times his brain's threatening to drain out of his ears and puddle against the ground.

But that was when it happened.]