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pawnstorm2016-06-04 06:45 pm
convictionary) wrote in pawnstorm2016-06-04 06:45 pm
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[closed] Filtered to Vietnam 100% unhackable.
Who: Gaius (convictionary) and Vietnam (hoasen)
When: 06/06ish
Where: Dunyaland, the Second Happiest Place in Lasker
What: Stupid mascot outfits.
Rating: God, imagine if I was like NC17 or whatever. Probably the usual PG13 warnings for language.
[They'd decided on an elaborate set of arm signals ahead of time for when one/both of them was trapped in a suit, among which was the following:
The left arm waved three times in a circle meant, "I gotta pee, help."
The right arm waved three times in a circle meant, "I need help, people."
As the small child did her best to piledriver the giant matagot, it (aka Gaius) wobbled in the direction of Vietnam and in that precise fashion waved both arms in a circle three times, hoping she got the hint.
(Later, they'd be eating Dunyaland's fudge and he'd be bitching about this, but that was later. For now, suffering.)]
convictionary) and Vietnam (hoasen)When: 06/06ish
Where: Dunyaland, the Second Happiest Place in Lasker
What: Stupid mascot outfits.
Rating: God, imagine if I was like NC17 or whatever. Probably the usual PG13 warnings for language.
[They'd decided on an elaborate set of arm signals ahead of time for when one/both of them was trapped in a suit, among which was the following:
The left arm waved three times in a circle meant, "I gotta pee, help."
The right arm waved three times in a circle meant, "I need help, people."
As the small child did her best to piledriver the giant matagot, it (aka Gaius) wobbled in the direction of Vietnam and in that precise fashion waved both arms in a circle three times, hoping she got the hint.
(Later, they'd be eating Dunyaland's fudge and he'd be bitching about this, but that was later. For now, suffering.)]
... :<
[He's just watching this happen. He's gotta hurry off to piss shortly, but he's just watching right now.] You done this before?
OH NO...holds
[And then quickly lets the child down--] Be careful! We're not for climbing! Go find your parents.
[Hoping the little one scurries off to find her parents, she turns to Gaius.] It isn't the first suit I've been in, but I have not done this kind of work before.
No.
yes 8>
[And then she Rawrs at another child.]
...
[He won't be. We're going to drag this out.]
:>!!!!!!
AFTER ABOUT TEN CHILDREN CLIMBED ALL OVER HER, she now worries about where he is. Should she look for him? She gradually moves herself towards the location of the bathrooms. Or at least, towards the direction, since she keeps getting stopped by curious onlookers.]
:|.
Having fun?
[It sounds suspiciously...muffled, though, as if something is in his mouth and his right arm isn't bobbling along in the right way.]
omg i subject failed NOOOOOO
Oh thank goodness, there you...are...
[But considering that he looks like he has a broken arm, something isn't right.]
Gaius, are you doing something in that suit?
Points, laughs.
[Was that a swallow that was, indeed, a swallow.]
CRIES
Are you. [She squints at him, not that he can even see with her suit around her.] eating?
Mocks harder.
[Even more cheerful.]
I picked up something on the way back.