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Nora "Would Kick His Own Ass" | Cerberus ([personal profile] houndumb) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm 2016-06-12 11:00 am (UTC)

Meth the... what? You're talkin' out your ass! [much like the cow, and Shinn at the moment, and Gaius always] They're fruit cows, why wouldn't everything smell like banana or, or strawberry or whatever? None of you are making any sense!

[How is it human knowledge that cows which inexplicably produce fruit milk are not supposed to smell like fruit, HE CALLS SHENANIGANS. Everybody's already made motions at ganging up on him since Caren instigated pretty much everything, so Nora reflexively starts kicking opinions away like dodgeballs.

Instead, he moves further away from the cow butt brigade and towards where the actual cow is likely trying to get back in Gaius' personal space. And beyond. Anyway, he's stomping in general direction of not-here at a pace that doesn't really suggest an intention to come back--]

I should just get a few more cows and have 'em drown you in fruit smell, that enough fruit for ya?! Why the hell would I poison anything, anyway, these cows could probably eat anything!

[... including his hair, which one of the less friendly cows just chomped on as he passed. Ah.]

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