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king "#1 shitposter" gilgamesh ([personal profile] babbylon) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm2016-05-01 12:49 am

[open] lookin' for the love getaway.

Who: Gilgamesh and everyone visiting Heaven's Feel!
When: 5/1—5/8
Where: Caissa, Heaven's Feel storefront
What: The grand opening of Heaven's Feel, Caissa's premier matchmaking service, has arrived! Stop by for food, drinks, and some friendly fun with your fellow Heroes! ...or maybe even pick up a date, who knows.
Rating: General audiences, except for Gil's threads because he was pretty much making out with everyone. Tread carefully.

Heaven's Feel



[Maybe you've heard, or maybe you haven't, but there's a new business in town. It's plastered everywhere, posted on the side of every building and shouted from the end of every street corner in Caissa. Heaven's Feel, Heaven's Feel, come fly with the angels at Heaven's Feel! Really, who writes something so cheesy? The owner must be a real piece of work, you think, yet there's something enticing about the sound of it...

If you do decide to stop by within the first week of May, you'll find a massive celebration awaiting you: the celebration of opening day! Eager workers wave down anyone who gets close, with offers of wine tasting, sweet treats, and even speed dating. The store's interior bustles with activity as visitors fill out cute little survey cards in hopes of a hook-up. The owner in question can be found mingling in the crowd, bartending, and drawing charcoal caricatures of couples for a nominal fee.

Overall, the atmosphere is one of excitement. Hop right in! There's plenty of room for lounging on the cushy furniture, and plenty of time to find your own hottie.

...or perfectly platonic friend. Look, we're not judging or anything.]
burnmydread: (polar opposite)

[personal profile] burnmydread 2016-05-18 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ That also sounds like something Tanaka would say, for the record. Minato doesn't appear to disapprove, though. Is there anything he actually judges people over? Food, maybe. Food is that one line that you shouldn't cross, which is also why he was willing to go to war over lackluster banana pudding.

Fiscal wellbeing? Eh. He got used to having a sugar mama student council president and making the rest of his cash by running around a hell tower and finding it in boxes. Who needs a job? ]


Some places will give you a discount if they know you're a Hero.

[ So maybe he's okay with a little financial finagling too. ]

That's why I always wear my uniform.

[ That's a lie, it's because he doesn't own much else. ]
Edited 2016-05-18 05:35 (UTC)
burnmydread: (in pockets tight)

[personal profile] burnmydread 2016-05-18 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He looks down at his clothes.

He has priorities, alright? If he's got to choose between a new shirt or a medium pizza you can guess what he's going to pick. ]


Souji-san ruined my other clothes when I was in bed.

[ Which is not at all what it sounds like. ]
burnmydread: (and started pouring rain)

[personal profile] burnmydread 2016-05-18 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ Is this going to be like when he has to take one of his girlfriends out shopping? Hmm... ]

Okay.

[ Luckily he's okay with mostly anything. ]

Does that mean you're buying?

[ Or he's a mooch. ]
burnmydread: (and not for all the things)

[personal profile] burnmydread 2016-05-18 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Can't blame a guy for trying... ]

Mmm...

[ Is he reconsidering? ]

What about lunch?

[ Which he can say before another mouthful. Wait, when did he finish his plate? Where did that even come from...? ]
burnmydread: (i know why the caged bird sings)

[personal profile] burnmydread 2016-05-18 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ That would have definitely been rude and totally ruined Minato's last unblemished outfit. Then what would he have done?

There's a pause as Minato finishes off whatever convenient piece of food he was munching on. Where does that all even go? ]


I don't actually need help getting dates.

[ A pause. ]

But I'll go on them if that's what you want.