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king "#1 shitposter" gilgamesh ([personal profile] babbylon) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm2016-05-01 12:49 am

[open] lookin' for the love getaway.

Who: Gilgamesh and everyone visiting Heaven's Feel!
When: 5/1—5/8
Where: Caissa, Heaven's Feel storefront
What: The grand opening of Heaven's Feel, Caissa's premier matchmaking service, has arrived! Stop by for food, drinks, and some friendly fun with your fellow Heroes! ...or maybe even pick up a date, who knows.
Rating: General audiences, except for Gil's threads because he was pretty much making out with everyone. Tread carefully.

Heaven's Feel



[Maybe you've heard, or maybe you haven't, but there's a new business in town. It's plastered everywhere, posted on the side of every building and shouted from the end of every street corner in Caissa. Heaven's Feel, Heaven's Feel, come fly with the angels at Heaven's Feel! Really, who writes something so cheesy? The owner must be a real piece of work, you think, yet there's something enticing about the sound of it...

If you do decide to stop by within the first week of May, you'll find a massive celebration awaiting you: the celebration of opening day! Eager workers wave down anyone who gets close, with offers of wine tasting, sweet treats, and even speed dating. The store's interior bustles with activity as visitors fill out cute little survey cards in hopes of a hook-up. The owner in question can be found mingling in the crowd, bartending, and drawing charcoal caricatures of couples for a nominal fee.

Overall, the atmosphere is one of excitement. Hop right in! There's plenty of room for lounging on the cushy furniture, and plenty of time to find your own hottie.

...or perfectly platonic friend. Look, we're not judging or anything.]
showsnopiety: (I hear you)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-17 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to go alone. I just said if she disapproves of drinking, it would put a damper on things.

[She makes a noise, and folds her arms under her chest.]

Bring anyone you want. I don't care. If it makes it easier, consider me sexless.

...though I do have a question about why she would be angry.
rollin: by me (misc | idk)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-17 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe he'll ask Kaito. Or Jae-ha. ]

Oh. Um, I dunno why she does that. [ It can't be because she's jealous. Right? ]
showsnopiety: (your lord)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[At least Jae-ha would have some kind of fun?]

...either she is well aware of your phobia, or she takes these women as a threat. She doesn't show signs of controlling behaviour, does she?
rollin: <user name=sharper> (smile | he's cute wtf)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-17 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
No...?

[ Asuna's a little bossy, but not in a way that bothers him. ]

Oh, but when she talks to other guys, I get mad too! Ahaha!
showsnopiety: (the sky)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-17 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...what you both have is possessiveness, which could easily turn into jealousy.

[Least, that's what she's guessing. Plus side though, it's not a terrible relationship? They'll see.]
rollin: by me (misc | idk)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-19 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His smile falters. ]

Is that bad? [ It can't be... Right? Nah. Then again, he doesn't know a lot about this boyfriend-girlfriend thing. ] I don't think we're that bad.

[ Maybe a little. ]
showsnopiety: (In the midnight hour)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-20 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
That depends on the extent on how it effects other factors in your lives.

[She lifts her shoulders in a shrug.]

You have to look around you to know that for sure.
rollin: by me (misc | nah)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-20 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... He's thinking too much about this. STOP! He narrows his eyes at Caren. ]

Whatever! It's none of your business. I bet you're just jealous 'cause you don't have one.
showsnopiety: (pray to your)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-21 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She raises her eyebrows. Slowly. Really Yata.]

Please. To be jealous, I would need to desire a relationship.

[Ah, more wine. Sorry Yata, the glass she's plucking, she's keeping for herself to sip.]

I'm well aware that I would be intolerable to most.
rollin: by me (misc | i'm not very good at keywords)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-21 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Okay?

[ That begs the question: ] So why are you here?
showsnopiety: (of the fruit)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-21 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm making fun of the owner.

[Deadpan. She could be joking but...]
rollin: by me (misc | freeloading at the bar again)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-21 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Goldie? You got beef with him? [ Not surprised, tbh. ]
showsnopiety: (I think I'm falling)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-21 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly. It's complicated.

[Which is the simplest way to put it, really.]
rollin: <user name=sharper> (annoyed | ok but)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-26 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
What's that supposed to mean? Complicated. [ He never really understood why people put that on their profiles... No, wait. He knows. ] Didja get in a fight or something?
showsnopiety: (must stand)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Aaaaand she bursts out laughing. Oooh, that was funny.]

Oh. Oh no, not at all.
rollin: by me (misc | i'm not very good at keywords)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-26 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ RAISES HIS EYEBROW?? ]

What's so funny?
showsnopiety: (must stand)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-26 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't a relationship complication. There are time variation complication.
rollin: by me (misc | nah)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-26 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Time...? I don't get it. Well, whatever. Like I care about some pompous jackass.
showsnopiety: (a hateful spear)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-26 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Not everyone in this place is brought from the same time, even if they are from the same world.

[She smiles. He is that.]

Like him that much, do you?
rollin: by me (angry | this is dumb)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-27 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Same world...? Wait.

MAKES A GAGGING SOUND. ]


Don't even think about it. Talked to the guy once, ain't talking to him again. And that's my story!
showsnopiety: (must stand)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-27 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[She laughs softly. Yup, that's typical.]

That will make it difficult if you work with him.
rollin: <user name=yanyan> (angry | high school au)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-28 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it ain't happening. [ And he looks around. Isn't this Gilgamesh's turf? ] I don't even need to be here. If this is a racket, I don't wanna be the one smearing his golden shit all over the place. I'm leaving!
showsnopiety: (alone)

[personal profile] showsnopiety 2016-05-28 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a dating service, not a racket. And I'm pretty sure you came for the wine.

[Whatever, man. But she'll lift her hand to wave good bye since...it's not like he invited her to walk out with her. Good job Yata.]
rollin: (angry | 02)

[personal profile] rollin 2016-05-29 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't—! [ He kind of did. Aaaand she's gone now. Well, it's not like he wanted her to come...

He hasn't figured out how to leave, but he will... in time. ]