[open] lookin' for the love getaway.

[babbylon]

Who: Gilgamesh and everyone visiting Heaven's Feel!
When: 5/1—5/8
Where: Caissa, Heaven's Feel storefront
What: The grand opening of Heaven's Feel, Caissa's premier matchmaking service, has arrived! Stop by for food, drinks, and some friendly fun with your fellow Heroes! ...or maybe even pick up a date, who knows.
Rating: General audiences, except for Gil's threads because he was pretty much making out with everyone. Tread carefully.

Heaven's Feel



[Maybe you've heard, or maybe you haven't, but there's a new business in town. It's plastered everywhere, posted on the side of every building and shouted from the end of every street corner in Caissa. Heaven's Feel, Heaven's Feel, come fly with the angels at Heaven's Feel! Really, who writes something so cheesy? The owner must be a real piece of work, you think, yet there's something enticing about the sound of it...

If you do decide to stop by within the first week of May, you'll find a massive celebration awaiting you: the celebration of opening day! Eager workers wave down anyone who gets close, with offers of wine tasting, sweet treats, and even speed dating. The store's interior bustles with activity as visitors fill out cute little survey cards in hopes of a hook-up. The owner in question can be found mingling in the crowd, bartending, and drawing charcoal caricatures of couples for a nominal fee.

Overall, the atmosphere is one of excitement. Hop right in! There's plenty of room for lounging on the cushy furniture, and plenty of time to find your own hottie.

...or perfectly platonic friend. Look, we're not judging or anything.]

Comments

THROWS THE GRAIN OUT THE WINDOW

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[Nora's stare at Yata over his cake-hors d'oeuvre-miscellaneous finger food is just about as what the fuck as the general state of the Yata right now. In fact, he actually finishes chewing before he picks up another morsel from the small pile he dumped on the table and points it at Yata's head--]

What, are you choking or something?? What the hell was that?!

[And then he's going to, uh, whack him over the head with the non-food side of his fist. That's how you stop a person from choking, surely.]

i'm so sorry this is late

[rollin]

OW!

[ It's not easy to make an enemy out of Yata, but maybe he attracts unsavory types; it's the only plausible reason he doesn't have many friends. So he whacks Nora on the head back. An eye for an eye! ]

No, dumbass! It's on your fucking card!

UNFORGIVEN no I kid I hope you had a good birthday you nerd

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[Nora... promptly whacks him again, sorry Yata, but this is what you get for being too punk to be a functional member of society or something.]

I don't remember any cards (except for that stupid poker game), so you gotta be making it up! That's probably your card or something, don't just forget your own name!

[Oh, yeah, they're going places with this.]

;o; thank u

[rollin]

[ THAT GOES FOR NORA, TOO!? ]

Hah!? [ The force in his fist rattles the table and startles the other guests. ] You callin' me a moron? I'm the goddamn Yatagarasu! [ He points a finger at him. ] And you're a fucking punk!

[ This is doing wonders for their PR. ]

<3

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[TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. Besides, Nora never claimed to have friends, okay.]

Sure I am! I, the mighty Cerberus, am calling you a moron! [Nora would also slam his fist on the table, but his snacks are on it, so he's busy making sure Yata's dramatic gesture doesn't waste perfectly good food, THANKS.] Whatcha gonna do about it, punk?!

[Their Punk Rep is entirely intact, everything is Just Fine.]

[rollin]

[ Wow. Yata thinks that Nora must be either really brave or really stupid to admit that.

He slams his foot on the table just to piss him off. ]

We're taking this outside! I don't know what the fuck a Cerberus is, but you're going down!

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[We'll take 50% A and 100% B for 666, Alex.

Meantime Nora, not to be outdone, literally... jumps up in his chair and then slams his foot down on the table in response. Ah, and he moved all his snacks off, of course -- at least those that Yata didn't already knock off.]

That's 'cause you're a MORON who doesn't know what's good for you, hahaha!! Challenging me! Sure, let's do this right now!

[... there are probably scandalized NPC waiters scuttling over to shoo them out. Really, it's a good thing he doesn't have many threads in here, else I'd have to time paradox him getting thrown out at least 4 separate times.]

[rollin]

You're on!

[ Yata then kicks the table aside, hoping Nora loses his balance along with it. Patrons clear the way for the two boisterous heroes (???), as if knowing fully well what would befall them should they interrupt their spat.

Because here comes one crow boy tackling Nora out of the shop with the loudest obnoxious battle cry. no need to kick them out problem solved ]

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Hang--

[And lose his balance Nora does -- though he's perfectly capable of at least landing a little more upright whenever he's knocked down in battle mode, he's more concerned about the food he's holding... so he falls on his ass.

Yata tackles him in the middle of either stuffing the rest in his mouth or in his pockets, so they also scatter crumbs and small dainty danishes everywhere while they go flying out of the shop--]

I said... HANG ON A SECOND!!

[As much as Yata's literally got the upper hand here, Nora's bigger -- it gives him the leverage to roll with the tackle and then get his legs up to try and flip Yata over his head with his own momentum.

Should Nora succeed in this, he'll be crouched over here stuffing whatever didn't go flying in his mouth. Priorities.]

[rollin]

[ Aaaaand Yata goes flying into the next shop over and hits the door upside down. Gravity then does its work and lets him fall hard onto the porch. This Cerberus guy was strong as hell, but that never deterred Yata from picking a fight. ]

Oh, you're gonna pay for that...

[ It takes him a few seconds to recover and push himself up, ready to fight when— ]

CAN'T THAT WAIT!?

revives zombie thread

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[There's probably a nice dent in the door, too, considering how hard Yata's head is! Nora crams the last of the danishes in his mouth and throws the crumbs uselessly in his opponent's direction because that's clearly part of the fight.]

MFGGRBGHGHBFF.

[... He finally stands up and starts stalking over. Somewhere along the way, he also remembers to swallow!]

You waited, didn't you?! Hahaha, first hit goes to me, just try an' come back from that!

[GONNA TRY AND KICK YOU WHILE YOU'RE DOWN, ALSO.]

choir of angels in the bg

[rollin]

[ Yata's unfortunate enough to get some crumbs to begrudgingly wipe off his face, but he's nimble enough to flip the fuck out of the way before this kid deals any real damage. ]

Oi, oi, don't look down on me! I'm Homra's vanguard, the great Yatagarasu!

[ But let's be real, between 'oi' and 'Yatagarasu', Nora's already tried to land another hit. ]