[open] lookin' for the love getaway.

[babbylon]

Who: Gilgamesh and everyone visiting Heaven's Feel!
When: 5/1—5/8
Where: Caissa, Heaven's Feel storefront
What: The grand opening of Heaven's Feel, Caissa's premier matchmaking service, has arrived! Stop by for food, drinks, and some friendly fun with your fellow Heroes! ...or maybe even pick up a date, who knows.
Rating: General audiences, except for Gil's threads because he was pretty much making out with everyone. Tread carefully.

Heaven's Feel



[Maybe you've heard, or maybe you haven't, but there's a new business in town. It's plastered everywhere, posted on the side of every building and shouted from the end of every street corner in Caissa. Heaven's Feel, Heaven's Feel, come fly with the angels at Heaven's Feel! Really, who writes something so cheesy? The owner must be a real piece of work, you think, yet there's something enticing about the sound of it...

If you do decide to stop by within the first week of May, you'll find a massive celebration awaiting you: the celebration of opening day! Eager workers wave down anyone who gets close, with offers of wine tasting, sweet treats, and even speed dating. The store's interior bustles with activity as visitors fill out cute little survey cards in hopes of a hook-up. The owner in question can be found mingling in the crowd, bartending, and drawing charcoal caricatures of couples for a nominal fee.

Overall, the atmosphere is one of excitement. Hop right in! There's plenty of room for lounging on the cushy furniture, and plenty of time to find your own hottie.

...or perfectly platonic friend. Look, we're not judging or anything.]

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[carptricks]

[unlike Yata, Kaito was perfectly fine with steering clear from all of the wine this fine establishment was offering. for a guy with such a sweet tooth, any and alcohol tasted way too bitter on his tongue. this, of course, didn't mean he wouldn't find a bit of amusement in watching Yata bolt after a waiter in his attempt to procure a glass for himself]

Are you really so desperate to try it that you're willing to literally chase the waiters around the room? Seriously?

[bro. you're not missing anything]

[rollin]

[ Yata greets Kaito with his usual temper and boisterous nature. At a slightly swanky place like this, yes. ]

No! [ Yes. ] I'm not that interested. They just won't give it to me! [ SHAKES FIST ]

[carptricks]

[oooooh Kaito sees what's going on here]

So it's a matter of pride. [nodnod!] The waiter snubs you, and now you've gotta do everything within your power to capture his attention.

[offers Yata a cookie. there, there, friend]

sorry this is late!

[rollin]

[ snatches the cookie from Kaito's hand and munches on it ANGRILY ]

And he's looking down on me... I'll show him who's eighteen!

it's no problem! I AM ALSO LATE also backtags 5evr

[carptricks]

[ANGRY COOKIE MUNCHING. Kaito suppresses a snicker]

Are you eighteen? Isn't the legal drinking age twenty?

backtags, my lifeblood

[rollin]

Yeah, but it's eighteen everywhere else, so it's fine! I'm eighteen this year anyway!

[ Yata?? There are crumbs on the corners of his mouth. ]

mine too... they give me sustenance

[carptricks]

So'm I, but technically I'm still seventeen until whatever month that corresponds with June passes.

[quirks an eyebrow like he totally doesn't buy that argument]

If you want one of the waiters to stop and give you a glass, you've gotta be charming. Smooth! Suave and confident. Chasing 'em around isn't gonna get you anywhere.

[even so, he's going to yelp Yata in his alcohol quest. WHAT A GOOD FRIEND HE IS]

[rollin]

[ WHAT A PAL. But Yata gives Kaito the stinkeye. ]

Charming...? I dunno, Kaito...

[ Look at the scowling, unrefined Yata. He can barely charm the pants off a rock. ]

[carptricks]

Oi. What's that look for? I'm offering to help you out, here.

[a beat]

[he leans forward and squints at Yata. if a scowling, unrefined Kaito can clean himself up enough to be Kaitou Kid, certainly Yata can too!! right?]

. . . though we've definitely gotta work on your gentleman skills.

[rollin]

[ He LEANS BACK WOAH and his eyes widen in confusion. Also, maybe fear. ]

Uh, I ain't too gentle, though?

[carptricks]

[why fear. Yata are you afraid of learning etiquette]

Betcha I can change that.

[clasps a hand on Yata's shoulder dramatically]

Listen to me, and I'll have you charming the alcohol off of those serving trays in no time!

I might also be able to land you a date with a cute girl.

[you know. as a perk]

[rollin]

[ mostly just scared of embarrassing himself.

At Kaito's offer, Yata shakes his head furiously. ]

No dates! She'll kill me. [ ??? ]

[carptricks]

[eh???]

"She?" Who's she?

[rollin]

[ ah

That's right, he hasn't told anyone yet... ]

NO ONE! [ STARTS WALKING AWAY ]

[carptricks]

[oh no, as if Kaito's letting him get away that easily]

Oi! Don't just say something like that and then walk away!

[GOING AFTER HIM. give him his gossip, gdmit!!]

[rollin]

[ STILL WALKING past this table full of pastries, woah. ]

It's a free country! None of your business what me and— [ Ah. He blushes as he catches himself. ] —her do!

[carptricks]

I don't care about what you do, I just wanna know who she is! C'moooon, aren't we friends?

[and don't friends tell friends about their girlfriends???]

[rollin]

[ DON'T USE THE F-WORD ON HIM ugh he's weak. Yata stops walking away and turns on his heel to face him with a pout. ]

... You can't tell anyone.

[ yeah but he's told like, what, four people? It's fine, Kaito. ]

[carptricks]

[VICTORY]

I'm a magician. Keeping secrets is what I'm good at.

[and as though to punctuate his point, he gives Yata a thumbs up and a grin]

[rollin]

Okay.

[ He cups Kaito's ear even if NO ONE CARES YATA and whispers, ]

It's Asuna.

[carptricks]

-- eh?!

[he expresses his surprise a liiiittle too loudly. so loudly, that a couple of the waiters glance over at them in confusion. Kaito's quick to snap his mouth shut, grab Yata by the shoulder, and turn him away from the staring Blanc natives. when he speaks again, he keeps his voice low. your secret is safe with this magician, Yata!!]

Really? You go from almost killing each other with pillows to dating, huh? Heh!

[he approves! if his grin is any indication of this]

[rollin]

[ Yata SHUSHES HIM and shakes his fist. He speaks in a voice barely just as low, but passers-by can eavesdrop from the SLIGHTLY louder rise of Yata's tone. ]

Keep it down! It's a long story. You really can't tell anyone! I dunno how to tell everyone else.

[ YATA... ]

[carptricks]

What d'you mean you don't know how to tell everyone else? You just come out with it.

[is it really so hard to admit you are dating someone!!]

What d'you think they're gonna do, tell you that you can't go out with her?

[rollin]

No. [ Yata pouts. He knows it's dumb. NO ONE CAN TELL HIM TO STOP DATING ASUNA. He's just a little shy. ] I dunno. I dunno how to do these things. Leave me alone!

[carptricks]

Okay, okay!

[holds up both hands, palms facing forward. he didn't get it, but it was Yata's business, so. . . he'll relent]

Congratulations, though. Asuna's cute.