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king "#1 shitposter" gilgamesh ([personal profile] babbylon) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm2016-05-01 12:49 am

[open] lookin' for the love getaway.

Who: Gilgamesh and everyone visiting Heaven's Feel!
When: 5/1—5/8
Where: Caissa, Heaven's Feel storefront
What: The grand opening of Heaven's Feel, Caissa's premier matchmaking service, has arrived! Stop by for food, drinks, and some friendly fun with your fellow Heroes! ...or maybe even pick up a date, who knows.
Rating: General audiences, except for Gil's threads because he was pretty much making out with everyone. Tread carefully.

Heaven's Feel



[Maybe you've heard, or maybe you haven't, but there's a new business in town. It's plastered everywhere, posted on the side of every building and shouted from the end of every street corner in Caissa. Heaven's Feel, Heaven's Feel, come fly with the angels at Heaven's Feel! Really, who writes something so cheesy? The owner must be a real piece of work, you think, yet there's something enticing about the sound of it...

If you do decide to stop by within the first week of May, you'll find a massive celebration awaiting you: the celebration of opening day! Eager workers wave down anyone who gets close, with offers of wine tasting, sweet treats, and even speed dating. The store's interior bustles with activity as visitors fill out cute little survey cards in hopes of a hook-up. The owner in question can be found mingling in the crowd, bartending, and drawing charcoal caricatures of couples for a nominal fee.

Overall, the atmosphere is one of excitement. Hop right in! There's plenty of room for lounging on the cushy furniture, and plenty of time to find your own hottie.

...or perfectly platonic friend. Look, we're not judging or anything.]
topkong: gaelriz (1)

[personal profile] topkong 2016-05-02 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Carrot? What's wrong with carrot? I hear it helps with your eyesight.

[ At least, that's what his master said in trying to get Wukong to eat anything that wasn't a banana. ]

... do any of them have banana?

[ His master's lessons have obviously failed him here. ]
oneirism: (You are only getting stranger)

[personal profile] oneirism 2016-05-02 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
... But they taste gross.

[Yes, that's her only argument for this. The most mature argument.

Though at his question, she has a peek at the cupcake pile, before grabbing one and reaching over to offer it to him. Even if she's a black hole in human form, she can still share.]
topkong: gaelriz (28)

[personal profile] topkong 2016-05-03 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but we can't live on sweets alone. We need a variety of foods in order to live!

[ Even though it looks like Lapis might be trying to accomplish this right here and now. But he's thankful for the cupcake that isn't in line for Utter Annihilation, which he quietly takes a nibble out of--- frosting and cake. ]

How many have you eaten so far...?

[ And what can he do to prevent himself from being taken in by the human black hole that is Lapis??? ]
oneirism: (I've got nothing clever around you)

[personal profile] oneirism 2016-05-03 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
... I do eat a variety. Just right now cupcakes is part of that variety.

[Though that question gets her to pause, and she hums thoughtfully as she munches on the cupcake. That's a good question, how many has she eaten...?]

A lot. Probably way too many. [She says as she takes another bite out of the cupcake in her hand.]
topkong: gaelriz (37)

[personal profile] topkong 2016-05-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
... and when do you think you'll stop?

[ He's not saying that she should, but hey! He's a little worried, Lapis would basically eat an entire table of cupcakes at this rate and he KNOWS no ordinary human could do this without... getting sick... or something... ? ]