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pawnstorm2016-04-20 11:49 pm
corpsedoctor) wrote in pawnstorm2016-04-20 11:49 pm
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Who: Doctor Thunderland Jr., Vietnam and you.
When: 4/4 - 4/15.
Where: Capablanca.
What: 4/4 - 4/15 - Looking for fish smut and introducing Heroes to his amazing tiny assistant, Vietnam (thankfully, not at the same time)!
Rating: None? Thunderland being super stoked about interspecies sex.
A - Loser shopping for porn and wedding gift
[ He claps his hands together as a means to psyche himself up. The very idea of interspecies relationships is something that lights a fire in him. Dissections may not be legal, but looking up fish smut certainly can't be considered illegal. It must just be taboo. Rubbing his hands together, he cannot wait to find out what he can about such information.
Luck would have it that he came across a mermaid one night. The one named Galatea. She gave him some amazing information about what he is researching upon. He, in turn, feels like he owes something in return for thanks. That is why he is wandering around looking to find something that would be a good wedding gift for the mermaid. Occasionally, he is muttering about how he appreciates the idea of adoption that he would rather see what a union would look like between the two.
So, yes, multi-tasking. He wanders about searching for fish porn and a wedding gift for a certain mermaid. ]
What does one get a mermaid? A garter won't work... how would it even fit on the tail? [ His hand sets on his hip, confused. ] I wonder if I should have asked her if I could have met any of her human-curious friends. [ A loud sigh. Shopping is hard. ]
B - Please meet the wonderful and magnanimous, Vietnam!
[ Thunderland can't say how pleased he is to have an assistant. Oh, he could, but that would be a bit too sentimental and soft. The two of them are going to be working quite hard to secretly dissect as many creatures as they can in order to uncover the mystery of this world -- and he can't give the impression that he won't work her to the bone carrying and hiding corpses. At the same time, he did not think that he would happen across someone that would be such an asset to his goal. ]
Yes. This is a good day, Vietnam. A good day. [ He looks down at his assistant, feeling quite good about everything that is presently transpiring. Ah, but people do not realize that he is his assistant, do they? His eye rolls up to the sky in thought. ] Ah, what an opportunity. Excuse me, Hero!
[ Stepping forward, he recognizes the uniform as one that has been brought to this world -- by sunlight no less. What he wouldn't give to dissect the body to see what that has done. He stares at the individual for a moment of silence before remember what it is that he has come over to do. ] Allow me to introduce ... Vietnam! She is my assistant. The two of us are planning on uncovering and taking care of the people in this world.
[ In some cases, he reaches to pick her up so that she can be praised a little more. ] Indeed, she is a wonderful assistant and I ask if you see her that you assist her with anything that she is doing. Not because it is related to my research, but because she is deserving of the help. [ A beat. Then, he decides a colder comment. ] So far.
When: 4/4 - 4/15.
Where: Capablanca.
What: 4/4 - 4/15 - Looking for fish smut and introducing Heroes to his amazing tiny assistant, Vietnam (thankfully, not at the same time)!
Rating: None? Thunderland being super stoked about interspecies sex.
A - Loser shopping for porn and wedding gift
[ He claps his hands together as a means to psyche himself up. The very idea of interspecies relationships is something that lights a fire in him. Dissections may not be legal, but looking up fish smut certainly can't be considered illegal. It must just be taboo. Rubbing his hands together, he cannot wait to find out what he can about such information.
Luck would have it that he came across a mermaid one night. The one named Galatea. She gave him some amazing information about what he is researching upon. He, in turn, feels like he owes something in return for thanks. That is why he is wandering around looking to find something that would be a good wedding gift for the mermaid. Occasionally, he is muttering about how he appreciates the idea of adoption that he would rather see what a union would look like between the two.
So, yes, multi-tasking. He wanders about searching for fish porn and a wedding gift for a certain mermaid. ]
What does one get a mermaid? A garter won't work... how would it even fit on the tail? [ His hand sets on his hip, confused. ] I wonder if I should have asked her if I could have met any of her human-curious friends. [ A loud sigh. Shopping is hard. ]
B - Please meet the wonderful and magnanimous, Vietnam!
[ Thunderland can't say how pleased he is to have an assistant. Oh, he could, but that would be a bit too sentimental and soft. The two of them are going to be working quite hard to secretly dissect as many creatures as they can in order to uncover the mystery of this world -- and he can't give the impression that he won't work her to the bone carrying and hiding corpses. At the same time, he did not think that he would happen across someone that would be such an asset to his goal. ]
Yes. This is a good day, Vietnam. A good day. [ He looks down at his assistant, feeling quite good about everything that is presently transpiring. Ah, but people do not realize that he is his assistant, do they? His eye rolls up to the sky in thought. ] Ah, what an opportunity. Excuse me, Hero!
[ Stepping forward, he recognizes the uniform as one that has been brought to this world -- by sunlight no less. What he wouldn't give to dissect the body to see what that has done. He stares at the individual for a moment of silence before remember what it is that he has come over to do. ] Allow me to introduce ... Vietnam! She is my assistant. The two of us are planning on uncovering and taking care of the people in this world.
[ In some cases, he reaches to pick her up so that she can be praised a little more. ] Indeed, she is a wonderful assistant and I ask if you see her that you assist her with anything that she is doing. Not because it is related to my research, but because she is deserving of the help. [ A beat. Then, he decides a colder comment. ] So far.
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I... I see... [ Right, of course. Seriously dissecting someone for being a nuisance would be too much. He's not used to this kind of humor. ] I'm sorry, I took it so seriously.
[ But Slaine still can't help but feel flustered when Thunderland asks for more detail about what he witnessed. It's only been a few days since the network post, but he buried it all into the back of his mind. ]
I don't think I can go into that much detail. I-it seemed like it's happening the same way between two humans.
[ Except one of them happened to be a fish from the waist-up. ]
Er, the fish creature had a hard time supporting itself upright though... It was on the bottom. [ SWEATS. He can't believe he's describing this, even though he's still doing it vaguely. ]
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It seemed? [ Moving on! That is the best way to get through shared embarrassment would be to focus on the task at hand. Slaine should appreciate that, as well. ] That would make sense. Being that top-heavy. Though with its eyes on the side, I doubt that it would actually be able to see anything, would it? That's unfortunate. There is a strong emotional bond made through viewing an intimate act, but maybe it was without romance?
[ But then, it is something that both parties know so perhaps it need not be without romance due to physical limitations. ] But that would be careless to say. I take back the comment completely, Slaine. One can only hope that the heart is able to make it through such difficulties. [ A beat. ] But the most important part is ... what are your thoughts about this union?
[ Another pause. ] And you seem to be young enough to be able to answer a question, what do you get a gift for someone that you do not know but wish to wish well on their marriage? [ Ping. ] Perhaps, a letter. Perhaps, I should write them a letter filled with mana.