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pawnstorm2016-04-20 11:49 pm
corpsedoctor) wrote in pawnstorm2016-04-20 11:49 pm
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Who: Doctor Thunderland Jr., Vietnam and you.
When: 4/4 - 4/15.
Where: Capablanca.
What: 4/4 - 4/15 - Looking for fish smut and introducing Heroes to his amazing tiny assistant, Vietnam (thankfully, not at the same time)!
Rating: None? Thunderland being super stoked about interspecies sex.
A - Loser shopping for porn and wedding gift
[ He claps his hands together as a means to psyche himself up. The very idea of interspecies relationships is something that lights a fire in him. Dissections may not be legal, but looking up fish smut certainly can't be considered illegal. It must just be taboo. Rubbing his hands together, he cannot wait to find out what he can about such information.
Luck would have it that he came across a mermaid one night. The one named Galatea. She gave him some amazing information about what he is researching upon. He, in turn, feels like he owes something in return for thanks. That is why he is wandering around looking to find something that would be a good wedding gift for the mermaid. Occasionally, he is muttering about how he appreciates the idea of adoption that he would rather see what a union would look like between the two.
So, yes, multi-tasking. He wanders about searching for fish porn and a wedding gift for a certain mermaid. ]
What does one get a mermaid? A garter won't work... how would it even fit on the tail? [ His hand sets on his hip, confused. ] I wonder if I should have asked her if I could have met any of her human-curious friends. [ A loud sigh. Shopping is hard. ]
B - Please meet the wonderful and magnanimous, Vietnam!
[ Thunderland can't say how pleased he is to have an assistant. Oh, he could, but that would be a bit too sentimental and soft. The two of them are going to be working quite hard to secretly dissect as many creatures as they can in order to uncover the mystery of this world -- and he can't give the impression that he won't work her to the bone carrying and hiding corpses. At the same time, he did not think that he would happen across someone that would be such an asset to his goal. ]
Yes. This is a good day, Vietnam. A good day. [ He looks down at his assistant, feeling quite good about everything that is presently transpiring. Ah, but people do not realize that he is his assistant, do they? His eye rolls up to the sky in thought. ] Ah, what an opportunity. Excuse me, Hero!
[ Stepping forward, he recognizes the uniform as one that has been brought to this world -- by sunlight no less. What he wouldn't give to dissect the body to see what that has done. He stares at the individual for a moment of silence before remember what it is that he has come over to do. ] Allow me to introduce ... Vietnam! She is my assistant. The two of us are planning on uncovering and taking care of the people in this world.
[ In some cases, he reaches to pick her up so that she can be praised a little more. ] Indeed, she is a wonderful assistant and I ask if you see her that you assist her with anything that she is doing. Not because it is related to my research, but because she is deserving of the help. [ A beat. Then, he decides a colder comment. ] So far.
When: 4/4 - 4/15.
Where: Capablanca.
What: 4/4 - 4/15 - Looking for fish smut and introducing Heroes to his amazing tiny assistant, Vietnam (thankfully, not at the same time)!
Rating: None? Thunderland being super stoked about interspecies sex.
A - Loser shopping for porn and wedding gift
[ He claps his hands together as a means to psyche himself up. The very idea of interspecies relationships is something that lights a fire in him. Dissections may not be legal, but looking up fish smut certainly can't be considered illegal. It must just be taboo. Rubbing his hands together, he cannot wait to find out what he can about such information.
Luck would have it that he came across a mermaid one night. The one named Galatea. She gave him some amazing information about what he is researching upon. He, in turn, feels like he owes something in return for thanks. That is why he is wandering around looking to find something that would be a good wedding gift for the mermaid. Occasionally, he is muttering about how he appreciates the idea of adoption that he would rather see what a union would look like between the two.
So, yes, multi-tasking. He wanders about searching for fish porn and a wedding gift for a certain mermaid. ]
What does one get a mermaid? A garter won't work... how would it even fit on the tail? [ His hand sets on his hip, confused. ] I wonder if I should have asked her if I could have met any of her human-curious friends. [ A loud sigh. Shopping is hard. ]
B - Please meet the wonderful and magnanimous, Vietnam!
[ Thunderland can't say how pleased he is to have an assistant. Oh, he could, but that would be a bit too sentimental and soft. The two of them are going to be working quite hard to secretly dissect as many creatures as they can in order to uncover the mystery of this world -- and he can't give the impression that he won't work her to the bone carrying and hiding corpses. At the same time, he did not think that he would happen across someone that would be such an asset to his goal. ]
Yes. This is a good day, Vietnam. A good day. [ He looks down at his assistant, feeling quite good about everything that is presently transpiring. Ah, but people do not realize that he is his assistant, do they? His eye rolls up to the sky in thought. ] Ah, what an opportunity. Excuse me, Hero!
[ Stepping forward, he recognizes the uniform as one that has been brought to this world -- by sunlight no less. What he wouldn't give to dissect the body to see what that has done. He stares at the individual for a moment of silence before remember what it is that he has come over to do. ] Allow me to introduce ... Vietnam! She is my assistant. The two of us are planning on uncovering and taking care of the people in this world.
[ In some cases, he reaches to pick her up so that she can be praised a little more. ] Indeed, she is a wonderful assistant and I ask if you see her that you assist her with anything that she is doing. Not because it is related to my research, but because she is deserving of the help. [ A beat. Then, he decides a colder comment. ] So far.
B
Alas, Levi can't really see the beauty in that that Thunderland seems to. He just sees the guy with his arms around poor Vietnam, her feet no longer touching the ground, and he looks around, not knowing what to say. ]
Why are you telling me this?
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[ He breathes out a disappointed sigh that he was not listened to, but he supposes that he can understand it. Partially. ] You should not have your head be turned so easily by a pretty girl. That'll make your situation on the battlefield dangerous. [ He looks down at Vietnam before carefully setting her back down onto the ground. ]
There are so many amazing and beautiful creatures that we could be -- [ Thunderland coughs into his hand before making a dismissive wave of his hand. ] In any case, the final summation of what I was saying is that Vietnam is my assistant and that means that if she should need help, I am asking you to help her.
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Right now? She couldn't find a single one. She's used to being randomly lifted by now, even thought it embarrasses her because it's in front of Levi, but Thunderland's words definitely knocks her right out.
She doesn't know what's going to happen to her. Will she be in trouble? Are they going to fight for no reason? Is Levi going to judge her until the end of days?! Her mouth is slightly ajar as she settles back down onto the ground.
H E L P.]
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...
Well, no worries there, Vietnam. Although the lines around his brow deepen as he frowns, in the end he'll just ignore it because it's irrelevant. In some ways, there's a missing context in none of them really being strangers to each other. ]
And? As if you really had to ask. [ Then again, help in this case, is a bit relative. ] What are you researching exactly?
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[ Thunderland asks because he does not consider it obligation for anyone to help him in his research. Everyone has something that they wish to achieve -- and that may not coincide with his wishes to uncover this world's biological secrets. He understands some just view their current situation as "unfortunate," and "unavoidable." No need to add other duties to others if they do not want it. ]
We're researching the world's monsters. I'd like to see if the humanoid creatures both in dungeon and in Noir have any connection to humans. It is important to discover if there is a link between them.
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He'll focus on that. Actually, you could say it's less extreme than he imagined, even if he can guess that it may come to extreme measures—but it's familiar to him in a way that catches his interest earnestly. ]
Is that so. Then you'll capture specimens? [ An assumption, but he sounds fairly sure. ] Do tell me there's something to this beyond the joy of discovery.
[ That goes for you, too, Vietnam. Why humans and monsters? ]