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Who: Wukong and (insert your name here)!
When: Early April
Where: Capablanca
What: Someone's really enthusiastic about gathering up various food supplies... with mixed results, of course.
Rating: None for now, but will edit if needed...?
A. An apple a day keeps...
[ Juggling a few apples in his hands, Wukong at least looks the part of an entertainer as he tries to show off the few applicable personable skills that he has. In front of the farmers, however, it's more likely they're surprised by the fact a walking, talking monkey is a Hero rather than him trying to get information from them. Three apples, in perfect condition, looking like they'd never touch the ground if the monkey could keep his concentration...
And then, noticing you approach, he tosses one in your direction. Think fast, because the other ones will be coming too! He hopes you can juggle, otherwise there might be a few disappointed farmers and their children. ]
B. If you teach a monkey to fish...
[ But with his newly acquired information, he's told that fishing might be the better option when it comes to finding fresh and delicious food. The apples, safely stowed away in a basket he acquired from earlier, friendly folk, sit nearby as he swings a net around. It looks like that he would be using something that isn't a rod for some reason, though one sits next to the apples looking like it could picked up and used immediately.
Looking out at the river, the water sparkling as the sun hits it just right... Wukong's a little concerned that he might not be able to catch as many fish as one who may be skilled at the fine, patient art of fishing. Mostly because he's not exactly patient, practical, and a little too energetic for his own good. ]
You know, I've never gone fishing before. I have a much better idea.
C. Honey, I've made a terrible bee-stake...
[ The clouds are coming and soon, the sky is dark and threatening a terrible storm. The wind is picking up and the smell of ozone lingers on the senses. Then, suddenly, a horrible buzzing. It's nearly louder than the wind, and it's bearing down on you quickly because... ]
RUN! RUNRUNRUNRUN!
[ You're in the way of Wukong, who doesn't even try to be nice as he pushes past you roughly. Then again, there's probably a reason for his rudeness and it comes swiftly, on many irritated wings. A swarm of bees, hurtling toward you and the monkey, who is already past---
--- you better catch up because this is going to bee-come a huge problem for you. ]
D. Wildcard
[ When not being a dumb, Wukong is locating fruits for another purpose! He's even keeping them separated, because he has a taste for banana nut bread that only one can sate. Or, perhaps you see him resting in the shade of a tree--- either in the sun, or dodging the storm, being particularly thoughtful. Either way, come at me scrub lord. I'm ripped? Or, come fight me at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
aslyfox ]
When: Early April
Where: Capablanca
What: Someone's really enthusiastic about gathering up various food supplies... with mixed results, of course.
Rating: None for now, but will edit if needed...?
A. An apple a day keeps...
[ Juggling a few apples in his hands, Wukong at least looks the part of an entertainer as he tries to show off the few applicable personable skills that he has. In front of the farmers, however, it's more likely they're surprised by the fact a walking, talking monkey is a Hero rather than him trying to get information from them. Three apples, in perfect condition, looking like they'd never touch the ground if the monkey could keep his concentration...
And then, noticing you approach, he tosses one in your direction. Think fast, because the other ones will be coming too! He hopes you can juggle, otherwise there might be a few disappointed farmers and their children. ]
B. If you teach a monkey to fish...
[ But with his newly acquired information, he's told that fishing might be the better option when it comes to finding fresh and delicious food. The apples, safely stowed away in a basket he acquired from earlier, friendly folk, sit nearby as he swings a net around. It looks like that he would be using something that isn't a rod for some reason, though one sits next to the apples looking like it could picked up and used immediately.
Looking out at the river, the water sparkling as the sun hits it just right... Wukong's a little concerned that he might not be able to catch as many fish as one who may be skilled at the fine, patient art of fishing. Mostly because he's not exactly patient, practical, and a little too energetic for his own good. ]
You know, I've never gone fishing before. I have a much better idea.
C. Honey, I've made a terrible bee-stake...
[ The clouds are coming and soon, the sky is dark and threatening a terrible storm. The wind is picking up and the smell of ozone lingers on the senses. Then, suddenly, a horrible buzzing. It's nearly louder than the wind, and it's bearing down on you quickly because... ]
RUN! RUNRUNRUNRUN!
[ You're in the way of Wukong, who doesn't even try to be nice as he pushes past you roughly. Then again, there's probably a reason for his rudeness and it comes swiftly, on many irritated wings. A swarm of bees, hurtling toward you and the monkey, who is already past---
--- you better catch up because this is going to bee-come a huge problem for you. ]
D. Wildcard
[ When not being a dumb, Wukong is locating fruits for another purpose! He's even keeping them separated, because he has a taste for banana nut bread that only one can sate. Or, perhaps you see him resting in the shade of a tree--- either in the sun, or dodging the storm, being particularly thoughtful. Either way, come at me scrub lord. I'm ripped? Or, come fight me at
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Why not make it a group session? ]
Huh. Well, okay. I think that's fine. [ And he beckons the kids over, parents starting to mosey on back toward their farms. Heck, Wukong didn't expect to be doing babysitting ver. 2.0 but... ]
Okay. Everyone grab three apples, but just start tossing one from hand to hand... like this.
[ Of course, Slaine will be getting personal instruction. ]
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Personal instruction, though... that has Slaine feeling nervous. ]
There's no need to mind me as much as the children. I'll be able to follow along just fine.
[ There's definitely a kid on that side that needs some extra instructions. He has a hard time catching and throwing the apples consistently with his small hands! Sensei, please extend your knowledge to this poor struggling child! ]
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[ Wukong takes his juggling seriously! Slaine should, too... heed the advice of a monkey who may or may not be using a very odd brand of humor.
But he does leave Slaine's side temporarily for the kid who's having a hard time. He just needs something smaller than apples for him to catch. Some coins should do the trick! After a quick ruffle of the hair, Wukong returns. They should be able to follow Wukong's lead, for the most part. ]
So, you got this part down? When you add the third apple, it's about timing and scooping. You want one hand to clear while the other to catch.
[ And he demonstrates with ease! Slowly at first, but once he gets his rhythm going, the apples go up and down at a steady pace. ]
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[ Slaine senses that this is probably a joke. He's technically a soldier back home, too, and can't exactly see how doing a trick like this could help in battle.
He would have pressed further, but stops a he watches Wukong assist the child who was having some difficulties earlier. ] ... You're really good with children. [ Watching the boy fumble no longer, Slaine realizes that he's beginning to fall behind. ]
Ah...!
[ Nope nope, he has to catch up, especially now that the third apple has been added. Timing and scooping... he can do this...
If Slaine can pilote a Martian air craft, juggling should be a piece of cake!! That's what he thought until the third apple drops to the ground. ]
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[ Is it a joke, though? Is it? Does anyone really know the hidden technique of juggling? Actually, some probably do--- just not in this context. Slaine's comment does make him smile a bit, as he scratches his chin. ]
Human children are... a handful. [ He thinks about the time telling stories not too long ago. ] But they're not malicious. Curious. Innocent.
[ Unlike adults, of course!
Watching Slaine struggle is understandable. He's seen better... and worse. Even if he could pilot like, five at the same time, it didn't necessarily mean he inherently had the ability to juggle!
Reaching down, he recovers the apple. ]
Start again with two. I'll put in the third when I think you're ready for it.
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But he couldn't help but smile a little at the way Wukong describes children. It's true, children are very curious and innocent. They should stay that way. He was sent in a daze, thinking about Asseylum when she was a child; bright, spirited, and always ready to learn about Earth. Slaine was more than willing to teach her anything she wanted to know. He wanted her to keep that innocence.
On the other hand, his innocent childhood days were tarnished quickly on the day he was taken under Count Cruhteo's care.
His trip down memory lane left him unfocused. He nearly forgot what he was doing. Luckily, Slaine snaps out just in time to catch and toss his apples around. ]
S-sorry! I think I'm getting the hang of it now...!
[ He knows how to do the easier part anyway. ]
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For a moment, it looks like Slaine is a bit far away. Wukong's seen that look before on those taking a distant trip, on the fringe of memories either good or bad. If Wukong wanted to do something sneaky or even malicious, this would be the time, but... no, that's not fair. That's not honorable! His Master would surely be shaking his head, frowning as he sipped at his tea... thinking about Wukong's mischievous possibilities. ]
Looks like it. [ And he eyes the apple in his hand, the one that'll soon add to Slaine's two. As soon as the Novice Juggler is back into the swing of things, he quickly drops the third in.
It's like having two repeating beats, then splitting the second beat into two. Rhythm! ]
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Now's not the time to daydream and take a trip down memory lane; this is still technically a job! ]
W-wah!
[ Ah, he nearly dropped them again, but this time, Slaine seems to be ready. Bless his fast reflexes for working! He seems to have the hang of it now; tossing and catching in rhythym! Great!
Now here's the next problem... ]
W-wait, how am I suppose to stop?!
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You stop when your enemies are dead.
[ Will Slaine take him seriously? Because... well, as soon as he gets SOME reaction, he'll laugh and back off. He's kidding! Wukong just needs to get his laughs in some way, right? Nothing says good ol' fashioned humor like murder.
This is also a pretty good test to see if Slaine will get shaken enough to drop the precious juggle-fruit.
Seriously though, it's a joke. ]
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[ As ridiculous as it sounds, the joke still ended up catching him off guard. It seems like he'll end up failing the test because Slaine immediately freezes. The apples end up dropping onto the floor. Wukong's laugh manages to shake him out of his shock. ]
That was a terrible joke!
[ Truthfully, he might have been a little too gullible, BUT HEY!! This place is strange. Killing somebody by juggling might not be so far fetched! ]
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[ He gives Slaine a pat on the shoulder, and waves at the kids. Some of them have fully understood the lessons and can now do it! Others, even though their attempts prove futile, at least have something they can try in the safety of their own homes. Not a bad day, really. ]
So! What did you learn today, Slaine?
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What I learned is that if I ever tried to juggle on the battlefield, I'll be the one that ends up dead.
[ And that lesson is: Never put too much trust in a talking monkey's words. ]
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[ With a laugh, he gives himself a little fist pump. ]
But hey! You're welcome for the lesson. Next time, I promise to teach you something a little more practical.
[ Whatever practical is to Wukong is also probably a coin flip in usefulness. ]
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[ It sounds silly, but somehow, it's also pretty reasonable. Maybe if he was wielding something more threatening than a bunch of apples, the "techniques" Wukong mentioned might prove to be lethal. ]
You know, I'd actually like to see you demonstrate it on the battlefield first before I attempt to try it out myself.
[ Wukong seems so confident about it, Slaine wants to trust in his words again. Maybe he'll try
stalkingfollowing the monkey one day just to see how he fights. ]By the way, we're allowed to take the fruit now, right?
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But one day, he may get to prove it to Slaine. Directly. ]
Of course! Take as much as you want. I'm always happy to share whatever I can get. We're all working toward the same goal, right?
[ Besides, Slaine feels like Good People. Maybe if it was any other person, he'd be a little wary about giving more than a full share, but this is okay. This is fine. ]
Take care of yourself, friend. Don't forget to practice with other things. I suggest pears in the future.