[He got so carried away with teasing her that he forgot telling Samson and his friends was an essential part of that scenario.]

No. No, we're not telling them. We're not getting any mail forwarded either, understand? This is completely hypothetical.

[Although, knowing them, won't they just think their favorite "couple" eloped if their mail gets returned...? There's really no way to win here.]

So I guess you'll have to pick out your own lingerie.