[He looks over his shoulder to make sure she's alright, then turns his attention back to...himself. His double puts its hands on its hips, looking thoughtful.]
Hmm, maybe I was wrong. A real knight wouldn't make the lady protect herself.
Ugh, is this how I sound to other people? No wonder I don't have any friends.
[Well, he's got one, at least, watching his back. Robin wastes no time producing a handful of arrows, imbuing them with poison just to be safe.]
But there's something I'm wondering. I guess it's only to be expected of a fake Robin Hood, but...
[He suddenly doesn't like where this is going, so he nocks an arrow, the double immediately following suit.]
...Instead of cowering behind him, didn't Marian always fight alongside -
[That's as far as it goes, because Robin lets loose the arrow, hitting the double squarely between the eyes. It drops its bow and reaches for the bag at its side, but Robin gets to his first, dousing it with a potent paralysis potion.]
This Robin Hood fought alone, asshole.
[As the double twitches on the floor, Robin fires the rest of the arrows in his quiver at it until it lays still and shatters. Is that what he looked like when he...
...Well, it doesn't matter. What matters is that Hakuno is safe, because if something had happened to her, he'd...no, that doesn't matter either. That sickly, unpleasant feeling has crept into the bottom of his stomach again, and he takes a few seconds to collect himself before turning back to Hakuno.]
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Hmm, maybe I was wrong. A real knight wouldn't make the lady protect herself.
Ugh, is this how I sound to other people? No wonder I don't have any friends.
[Well, he's got one, at least, watching his back. Robin wastes no time producing a handful of arrows, imbuing them with poison just to be safe.]
But there's something I'm wondering. I guess it's only to be expected of a fake Robin Hood, but...
[He suddenly doesn't like where this is going, so he nocks an arrow, the double immediately following suit.]
...Instead of cowering behind him, didn't Marian always fight alongside -
[That's as far as it goes, because Robin lets loose the arrow, hitting the double squarely between the eyes. It drops its bow and reaches for the bag at its side, but Robin gets to his first, dousing it with a potent paralysis potion.]
This Robin Hood fought alone, asshole.
[As the double twitches on the floor, Robin fires the rest of the arrows in his quiver at it until it lays still and shatters. Is that what he looked like when he...
...Well, it doesn't matter. What matters is that Hakuno is safe, because if something had happened to her, he'd...no, that doesn't matter either. That sickly, unpleasant feeling has crept into the bottom of his stomach again, and he takes a few seconds to collect himself before turning back to Hakuno.]
...Sorry you had to see that. Let's go.