[A swarm of spiders descended upon Wander, one of which snatched him up in its legs. His body was stiff as a board as it turned him around and placed him upon its web. The other spiders joined in as they spun a web around him.
...Yet, Wander was smiling throughout this entire fiasco. He seemed in no rush to escape, though it was dubious whether or not that was the work of venom or his own volition.]
Three: Blond-er edition
[The Alfersans stared, large tray held in their hands. They looked at Wander, whom sat prettily while he flipped his yellow hair and checked his lipstick. The women looked at each other; they could not even determine the species of this Hero, let alone its gender.
Upon seeing another Hero approach, Wander eagerly waved them over. After all, this food was meant to be shared! He found their traditions quaint and, while he was here, he might as well participate in them.
Later on, still wearing the same wig and makeup, he could be found encouraging Heroes to dance with him. Wallflowers and grumps alike were not safe from him. Everyone should have a little fun!]
Wander | Open
[A swarm of spiders descended upon Wander, one of which snatched him up in its legs. His body was stiff as a board as it turned him around and placed him upon its web. The other spiders joined in as they spun a web around him.
...Yet, Wander was smiling throughout this entire fiasco. He seemed in no rush to escape, though it was dubious whether or not that was the work of venom or his own volition.]
Three: Blond-er edition
[The Alfersans stared, large tray held in their hands. They looked at Wander, whom sat prettily while he flipped his yellow hair and checked his lipstick. The women looked at each other; they could not even determine the species of this Hero, let alone its gender.
Upon seeing another Hero approach, Wander eagerly waved them over. After all, this food was meant to be shared! He found their traditions quaint and, while he was here, he might as well participate in them.
Later on, still wearing the same wig and makeup, he could be found encouraging Heroes to dance with him. Wallflowers and grumps alike were not safe from him. Everyone should have a little fun!]