[ THIS IS NOT SAFE. He should contact another, better adult to evaluate this situation and realize that this is not one to continue to be in. Keaton, have you ever considered that your decisions may not be completely found in sound logic?

Then again. ]

No? Well, if you're not in the mood for a kiss then I shouldn't be stealing them. No, no... That's not what Santas do. [ Santas actually invite small children to sit on his lap and ask them if they've been a good boy/girl that year in order to give them presents. ...which out of context sounds Dubious at best. ]

Hmm, how about a hug?

[ He'll open his arms out wide. ]