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king "#1 shitposter" gilgamesh ([personal profile] babbylon) wrote in [community profile] pawnstorm 2016-11-03 03:54 am (UTC)

[That provokes a sneer.]

I am a Queen, and one of utmost distinction. Likely I'd sweep you away with the wind before you could so much as blink a traitorous lash.

[Gilgamesh leans in, which is most unfortunate because his breath stinks of too much wine and his grin of too much bravado. If he can't have a date for the evening, he'll settle for target practice for the day—or at least a few minutes until the crying starts.]

If you're critiquing my good standing as a man, then I accept your challenge. You may duel me for the rights to enter this building.

[...yes, he's being entirely serious.]

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