Yes, yes, I know. Hakuno's charm lays in her simple appearance coupled with her naivety to the world around her, fueling a burning enthusiasm to experience every little thing in a way that just screams adorable. [She says adorable in a fairly flat monotone, though.] Then you have Saber, whose strict and no-nonsense ways are challenged by every little ridiculous thing the world throws at her, creating the kind of woman you either want to protect or bully - either way, absolutely endearing. [Second verse same as the first.

Why the hell has she put so much thought into this though.]

But listen. I'll admit that sadist type of yours isn't going to win any favours, but are you truly telling me I'm nothing short of moe? It's the very essence of guda guda. And who could be more guda guda than I?