[In the interest of establishing her dominance amongst the staff as undisputed King Of Maids™, Nobunaga goes out of her way to engage with everyone who walks into their cafe. Hope you're readyforposes, because just before greeting you at the door she'll strike one real quick;]
Welcome! You'll be in my care for your visit today! ☆
[You can practically hear the star in her tone, but there's no time to dwell dearest customer. Your descent into maid hell begins now.]
b.
[Once you're seated, Nobunaga is quick to put a menu into your hands; but despite that, she still runs through what's available out loud, too.]
Let's see...of all of our pastries, these ones are really good! [She leans over your shoulder and starts pointing towards some options.] Oh, and if you go with the omurice, I'll draw something special on it with ketchup! Just for you. ♥
[Maybe if she sweet talks you enough you won't notice everything she's suggesting is the most expensive, tbh.]
c.
[The games.......now this one is difficult. The fact of the matter is Nobunaga is a) extremely competitve and b) extremely good at games to boot. But every so often she's forced to throw a game here or there for the sake of keeping people coming; if she wins everything, it's just going to drive people away from trying them out.
Either way, win or lose, she's still keeping up her act. Victories earn her looking very defeated, along with something like "awaah, you're just too good!", while a defeat earns you a reassuring pat on the hand. "better luck next time! but it was really close!" all the while thinking no it wasn't, you suck, gg no re loser.
It might be suspicious that her losses seem drawn out and forced while her victories come in a flash, honestly, but consider whether calling her out is worth it.]
d.
[At some point during the day, Nobunaga's stood outside on the street with a stack of papers in her hand. They're fairly small and, upon closer inspection, appear to be coupons of some kind with "ぐだぐだ" on them...and strangely nothing else, aside some very basic decoration. Either way, anyone who passes is enthusiastically offered one.]
Hi! Be sure to stop by independent action and hand in your promotional ★guda-☆-guda★ voucher for a special surprise!
[the surprise is you get nothing she never actually cleared this with caren
but all she promised was she'd get people to stop by, nothing else]
[for the record, anyone thinking she sounds strange and not like an old man like she usually does would be right. it's imagechange.]
ota; mainly carnival phantasm
[In the interest of establishing her dominance amongst the staff as undisputed King Of Maids™, Nobunaga goes out of her way to engage with everyone who walks into their cafe. Hope you're ready for poses, because just before greeting you at the door she'll strike one real quick;]
Welcome! You'll be in my care for your visit today! ☆
[You can practically hear the star in her tone, but there's no time to dwell dearest customer. Your descent into maid hell begins now.]
b.
[Once you're seated, Nobunaga is quick to put a menu into your hands; but despite that, she still runs through what's available out loud, too.]
Let's see...of all of our pastries, these ones are really good! [She leans over your shoulder and starts pointing towards some options.] Oh, and if you go with the omurice, I'll draw something special on it with ketchup! Just for you. ♥
[Maybe if she sweet talks you enough you won't notice everything she's suggesting is the most expensive, tbh.]
c.
[The games.......now this one is difficult. The fact of the matter is Nobunaga is a) extremely competitve and b) extremely good at games to boot. But every so often she's forced to throw a game here or there for the sake of keeping people coming; if she wins everything, it's just going to drive people away from trying them out.
Either way, win or lose, she's still keeping up her act. Victories earn her looking very defeated, along with something like "awaah, you're just too good!", while a defeat earns you a reassuring pat on the hand. "better luck next time! but it was really close!" all the while thinking no it wasn't, you suck, gg no re loser.
It might be suspicious that her losses seem drawn out and forced while her victories come in a flash, honestly, but consider whether calling her out is worth it.]
d.
[At some point during the day, Nobunaga's stood outside on the street with a stack of papers in her hand. They're fairly small and, upon closer inspection, appear to be coupons of some kind with "ぐだぐだ" on them...and strangely nothing else, aside some very basic decoration. Either way, anyone who passes is enthusiastically offered one.]
Hi! Be sure to stop by independent action and hand in your promotional ★guda-☆-guda★ voucher for a special surprise!
[the surprise is you get nothing she never actually cleared this with caren
but all she promised was she'd get people to stop by, nothing else]
[for the record, anyone thinking she sounds strange and not like an old man like she usually does would be right. it's image change.]