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pawnstorm2016-09-06 07:04 pm
anti_altruisms) wrote in pawnstorm2016-09-06 07:04 pm
open.
Who: Archer & YOU!
When: 9/3 - 9/16
Where: All over Caissa!
What: Catch-all for September! Archer gives out free magic food as discussed here and here (which may or may not work)! Also, Archer linefaises at fan-mail. :|
Rating: PG-13, maybe.
I. Super Glazed Super Food
[ While Archer did expect a modest response to his post asking for volunteers, the reception was actually greater than he expected. (He probably should have since everyone like free food.) For that reason, he's had to adjust accordingly -- to purchase more ingredients and make more than he initially thought he would have to. He's test all of them himself, of course, and whatever didn't work initially, he's tried to improve upon.
There is no such thing as perfection, however -- or at least, not at this stage in the game -- so when he contacts each person on his list to arrange a meeting, he makes sure to tell them that these are experimental formulas and that there is the possibility they might not work, or even maybe have negative side effects.
With that disclaimer out of the way, he offers to meet them in one of the gymnasiums, barring a previous agreement to meet elsewhere. Weights, tracks, targets, bows and arrows, swords -- he has quite a few things available to test and see if the formulas work. And if they don't, well...let's just say he has a few remedies, just in case something goes wrong. ]
II. Fan Mail Is Hate Mail
[ Archer doesn't check his mailbox that much. For one thing, he figures anything truly important will be announced. Secondly, he can't think of anyone who would write him or send him something that couldn't be delivered in person or by Carrier.
As such, he's in for a bit of a rude awakening when he checks his box one day and discovered over two dozen letters all addressed to him. Frowning intently, he opens one of them, then another and another.
By the end of the affair, he's looks...disgusted? Baffled? Some combination of the two.
If you happen to look over his shoulder, you might catch a glimpse of a few choice phrases like I love your eyes or You're so brave or I want to touch your [ word covered by another letter ]"...
Fun stuff right? ]
When: 9/3 - 9/16
Where: All over Caissa!
What: Catch-all for September! Archer gives out free magic food as discussed here and here (which may or may not work)! Also, Archer linefaises at fan-mail. :|
Rating: PG-13, maybe.
I. Super Glazed Super Food
[ While Archer did expect a modest response to his post asking for volunteers, the reception was actually greater than he expected. (He probably should have since everyone like free food.) For that reason, he's had to adjust accordingly -- to purchase more ingredients and make more than he initially thought he would have to. He's test all of them himself, of course, and whatever didn't work initially, he's tried to improve upon.
There is no such thing as perfection, however -- or at least, not at this stage in the game -- so when he contacts each person on his list to arrange a meeting, he makes sure to tell them that these are experimental formulas and that there is the possibility they might not work, or even maybe have negative side effects.
With that disclaimer out of the way, he offers to meet them in one of the gymnasiums, barring a previous agreement to meet elsewhere. Weights, tracks, targets, bows and arrows, swords -- he has quite a few things available to test and see if the formulas work. And if they don't, well...let's just say he has a few remedies, just in case something goes wrong. ]
II. Fan Mail Is Hate Mail
[ Archer doesn't check his mailbox that much. For one thing, he figures anything truly important will be announced. Secondly, he can't think of anyone who would write him or send him something that couldn't be delivered in person or by Carrier.
As such, he's in for a bit of a rude awakening when he checks his box one day and discovered over two dozen letters all addressed to him. Frowning intently, he opens one of them, then another and another.
By the end of the affair, he's looks...disgusted? Baffled? Some combination of the two.
If you happen to look over his shoulder, you might catch a glimpse of a few choice phrases like I love your eyes or You're so brave or I want to touch your [ word covered by another letter ]"...
Fun stuff right? ]