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Who: You and a monkey.
When: Post-War, early Sylvant.
Where: All over Gammon.
What: Jobs, jobs, jobs! Specifically, rejections and gems.
Rating: Language at most. If it changes, will edit.
ONE. Why Send a Pig to Do a Monkey's Job?
[ Of course, Wukong tells the Gammonian postmaster that a pig is definitely not as quick or as smart as a monkey. When asked where he would GET the monkey, Wukong answered with the most flat-lined expression filled with despair. Surely, not everyone is as blind as the guy who let all of his owls get sick directly before the rejection period! That's just plain irresponsible.
He still takes the flying pig with him. It'll learn from The Best, that's for sure!
a.) Wukong's struggling. Why? Well, for some reason, the pig just doesn't bother to help (or learn) with the mail. Somehow, the darn thing is defying gravity--- Wu is trying his best to drag the pig along... in... the air??? How this even possible, is this some sort of magic trick (yes)? It even fights back, trying to pull the temporary mail-monkey with it in the opposite direction. Help?
b.) Well, clearly someone's upset with their rejection and Wukong's taking the brunt of it. He's basically acting as a target dummy as the upset young person is feebly attempting to wail on him? Fists, tiny and misdirected, smacking him in the stomach and chest. Of course, he's not really getting hurt, but Wu is looking like he should retaliate? Counter or something? The irritation on his face is growing and growing, and his hand is reaching back for the Bananarang...!!! ]
TWO. Gems are Truly, Truly Outrageous.
[ Wukong doesn't really have an eye for precious gems or high-quality minerals, but he'll try his best. After all, his plan is more of a 'quantity over quality' method. It's not batting zero if you strike rich once out of one hundred, right? Just one gem, and he's golden!... or bronze, or silver, or something. He's pretty excited for this opportunity too, because he's also considering just taking a little back to his house for safekeeping, too.
Shame he doesn't have a certain gem knightwho definitely didn't get reworked a while ago to help him out.
a.) Clearly, Wukong's in a bit of a pickle. There are a few different pickaxes that he can choose from, judging by how he's laid them all out so he could look at each with a more focused eye. One looks old and made of stone, almost to the point where it's turning grey. The middle one is iron and seems better for the job at hand. The last one has a wooden grip, but a gold-like metallic sheen to the pick. All three could probably do the job, but he's not really sure which one to pick. Help him out?
b.) Monsters. They apparently don't like the idea of Wukong walking away with things that don't belong to him, even though they CLEARLY don't own the gems themselves? There are a few of them with gems encased in their hides, and Wu has already put down what he's gathered and has his staff drawn. Looks like there is more than one way to acquire the things the professor sought, and the monkey is more than happy to finally flex his muscles to get some! ]
THREE.) Wildcard!
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When: Post-War, early Sylvant.
Where: All over Gammon.
What: Jobs, jobs, jobs! Specifically, rejections and gems.
Rating: Language at most. If it changes, will edit.
ONE. Why Send a Pig to Do a Monkey's Job?
[ Of course, Wukong tells the Gammonian postmaster that a pig is definitely not as quick or as smart as a monkey. When asked where he would GET the monkey, Wukong answered with the most flat-lined expression filled with despair. Surely, not everyone is as blind as the guy who let all of his owls get sick directly before the rejection period! That's just plain irresponsible.
He still takes the flying pig with him. It'll learn from The Best, that's for sure!
a.) Wukong's struggling. Why? Well, for some reason, the pig just doesn't bother to help (or learn) with the mail. Somehow, the darn thing is defying gravity--- Wu is trying his best to drag the pig along... in... the air??? How this even possible, is this some sort of magic trick (yes)? It even fights back, trying to pull the temporary mail-monkey with it in the opposite direction. Help?
b.) Well, clearly someone's upset with their rejection and Wukong's taking the brunt of it. He's basically acting as a target dummy as the upset young person is feebly attempting to wail on him? Fists, tiny and misdirected, smacking him in the stomach and chest. Of course, he's not really getting hurt, but Wu is looking like he should retaliate? Counter or something? The irritation on his face is growing and growing, and his hand is reaching back for the Bananarang...!!! ]
TWO. Gems are Truly, Truly Outrageous.
[ Wukong doesn't really have an eye for precious gems or high-quality minerals, but he'll try his best. After all, his plan is more of a 'quantity over quality' method. It's not batting zero if you strike rich once out of one hundred, right? Just one gem, and he's golden!... or bronze, or silver, or something. He's pretty excited for this opportunity too, because he's also considering just taking a little back to his house for safekeeping, too.
Shame he doesn't have a certain gem knight
a.) Clearly, Wukong's in a bit of a pickle. There are a few different pickaxes that he can choose from, judging by how he's laid them all out so he could look at each with a more focused eye. One looks old and made of stone, almost to the point where it's turning grey. The middle one is iron and seems better for the job at hand. The last one has a wooden grip, but a gold-like metallic sheen to the pick. All three could probably do the job, but he's not really sure which one to pick. Help him out?
b.) Monsters. They apparently don't like the idea of Wukong walking away with things that don't belong to him, even though they CLEARLY don't own the gems themselves? There are a few of them with gems encased in their hides, and Wu has already put down what he's gathered and has his staff drawn. Looks like there is more than one way to acquire the things the professor sought, and the monkey is more than happy to finally flex his muscles to get some! ]
THREE.) Wildcard!
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