[He flinches a little at the slam, but quickly regains his composure, as much as he can have in this state.]

It's cruel and inhumane! There are laws against this sort of thing! Or there will be when I am prime minister.

[There's totally a way to do that, to ban interdimensional whisking away of people.]

Since the day they took us to this bloody backgammon place.

[He totally knows the actual name of the country they are in. He totally does.]

...is it the same for you? Or are you a poor, unfortunate veteran?