He did not understand why Jiroutachi was so persistent. Hardly anyone bothered to get close to him once he showed the brunt of his personality. What could he want from him, he wondered. Jiroutachi must want something. Was it the beer? It had to be that or something much worse. No one would want to keep trying to befriend him for any other reason.

Faced with such doubts, he responded the only way he knew how, with anger.

"What, you want me to say it out loud? Fine. I'm a dick! That what you want to hear?!"