[Who even knows, but as is Ed's wont, it's time to parley with the spider.]
Um... Do you have to eat us, though? I mean, we could just get along.
"Ahh, but I could never do that! You all look so tasty."
Oh, no, not at all! Look at Teyud--she's all skin and bone. And I'm not much better. Susan is... Well, you wouldn't want to eat her, she'd give you heartburn... and Agito is another one who's about as scrawny as me. We're not appetizing at all, so there's no need to fight.
"That's for me to decide, young lad! And you look delicious."
[There's a flick of spider butt and super fast hand motions here--and before Ed's even realized it he's been tied up. It's a classic shibari harness tie at that.]
UM. WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU-- [And he's flipped over the spider's head, slammed into the ground with a loud GEH.] --THATS REALLY RUDE, YOU KNOW!
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Um... Do you have to eat us, though? I mean, we could just get along.
"Ahh, but I could never do that! You all look so tasty."
Oh, no, not at all! Look at Teyud--she's all skin and bone. And I'm not much better. Susan is... Well, you wouldn't want to eat her, she'd give you heartburn... and Agito is another one who's about as scrawny as me. We're not appetizing at all, so there's no need to fight.
"That's for me to decide, young lad! And you look delicious."
[There's a flick of spider butt and super fast hand motions here--and before Ed's even realized it he's been tied up. It's a classic shibari harness tie at that.]
UM. WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU-- [And he's flipped over the spider's head, slammed into the ground with a loud GEH.] --THATS REALLY RUDE, YOU KNOW!